6 definitions by Sir Dripsalot
To transition from being sexy and, or, attractive to being just… magoo. A below average person that can only attract flies and an occasional mosquito.
by Sir Dripsalot November 14, 2022
When you let a fat redhead from Florence Montana with a little dick that’s been with dozens of hookers stick his tongue in your butt and talk to you about war, electricity and McDonald’s.
I got Herpegonorsyphilchlamydial warts because I thought he was interesting and wanted someone to eat my ass.
by Sir Dripsalot May 22, 2022
The art of seducing a mate that exceeds the weight limit of an F-350. Usually in reference to a woman considered a “whale”, you must inflate her ego, since the rest of her is already inflated. Jumping on a harpoontang grenade is the bravest and most loyal thing a friend can do.
by Sir Dripsalot May 22, 2022
When a man pulls his scrotum down to resemble a turkeys caruncle (wattle). He then uses a zester to remove the outer layer of skin and then dunk his sack into the hot sauce of his choice. He will then make the noises of an angry Turkey.
by Sir Dripsalot November 4, 2019
When someone blows an impressive amount of air into the vagina, then sits on her stomach so all the air queefs out like a Whoopie-cushion.
by Sir Dripsalot May 22, 2022
When someone, is obsessed with being the center of attention and is completely incapable of waiting till one conversation is over to interrupt and put the spotlight on them. So they cut in with a doozy like “I got shot once” or “I own McDonald’s.”
by Sir Dripsalot May 22, 2022