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Porta john. A term which is thought to be very recently coined. It sounds like a British slang. However it is Southern in this definition, supposedly originating in Richmond Virginia.
I can't stand using a porty. It smell horrendous. And in summer it's so hot that along with the smell may choke one to death in 30 seconds.
by Sir Carlton October 16, 2020
Get the Porty mug.A real or imagined heart attack that a person experiences usually suddenly in response to a sudden distress or excitement. Originating from Redd Foxx's character Fred Sanford on the TV show Sanford and Son. Fred would clutch his torso with one hand, and extend his other arm out and usually exclaim as it's written in the example below, or some slight variation.
It's not a far cry from the expression to bite the big one meaning to die.
It's not a far cry from the expression to bite the big one meaning to die.
by Sir Carlton May 26, 2025
Get the The Big One mug.A mispronunciation for ganache, a form of dark semi sweet chocolate blended with cream. Used by ignorant people who don't know that the pronunciation sounds like g'nosh
by Sir Carlton October 16, 2020
Get the Gannish mug.Sexually explicit content. It can be stories, porn, tv shows and movies, with varying degrees of sexual content. It is a pretty subjective term. People may disagree on whether a mild innuendo constitutes smut or not. But over time mild content was considered less and less smutty. But hardcore pornography and x rated movies remain smutty. In high school, and you may joke if you want, I was offended by ancient Greco Roman statues in the history books and called it smut. The teacher said it was not. The word smut in this definition was attested to in 1983 in the tv show Mama's Family. Main character Thelma, (Vicki Lawrence) didn't approve of smut and used the term in the first episode and periodically throughout the series run. However it can be seen in later episodes she still frowns on it but no longer got so offended by very mild content.
Well how did this smut get into my house? You most certainly can not you're far too young to be reading that smut...
...it isn't smut Thelma. The section the child read was taken totally out of context...
...if I'd have known that trash was being written up in that studio I would've put a stop to it a long time ago.
...it isn't smut Thelma. The section the child read was taken totally out of context...
...if I'd have known that trash was being written up in that studio I would've put a stop to it a long time ago.
by Sir Carlton October 25, 2023
Get the Smut mug.1972-1977 CBS. Catch phrase used by Aunt Esther directed at Fred Sanford in response to his insults, frequently referencing all that ugly on her face. She will exclaim, "Why ya ole fish eyed fool!". Whilst the fish eyed meaning may be obscure, though has been used in the 60's or earlier, it may be speculated that Esther was telling Fred why he don't look in the mirror.
by Sir Carlton August 7, 2021
Get the Fish eyed fool mug.TDO or temporary detention order. Green warrant was used in parts of the US of A for when a person, perhaps because of a psychiatric disturbance, posed a threat to oneself or others and it is an order for involuntary admission to a psychiatric institution, or as some might say, a hoo hoo hotel.
by Sir Carlton January 15, 2024
Get the green warrant mug.A seemingly blasphemous statement that dog worshippers came up with. Dogs are vermin. They're unclean, unsanitary, dangerous creatures. The Bible talks about them both in a positive and a negative sense, but in those days, dog nuttery wasn't such a thing as it is now with the influences of corporations and the media. This has caused extreme dependency on a sometimes impractical and expensive companion animal to such a degree that it replaces human companionship, so Big Bro can keep them ignorant and indoctrinate them, brainwash them with all sorts of rubbish. There is a rightful and legit provision for service dogs but in spite of health laws and leash laws, these selective bred mutant wolves are brought into public areas where they don't belong and businesses go against health department prohibitions to become dog friendly. Dog nuttery is engineered to get us towards the New World Order. It's subliminally preparing people to worship the Beast. Also think of the duality of god and evil and how reversal of something good is evil. As above so below, Jesus Christ, the Saviour, Lord. The Beast, Antichrist, Satan. God, good all the time, Dog....well you get the idea
God spelled backwards is dog. Dogs are so wonderful! ...
....Uh lady, I don't like dogs must I really give you a reason?...
...You don't like dogs? You're a cold hearted jerk!.....
No Miss Thing, Karen. I love God and I love humans. God spelled backwards is dog may sound like music to your ears but think about the symbolism and evil being opposite of good. Christ, Antichrist. They're conditioning people to worship The Beast. And if you want to be godly you wouldn't judge me because I have the sense to know what's really going on with this dog culture. I won't judge you you can have your dog but keep it at home, out of my eye.
....Uh lady, I don't like dogs must I really give you a reason?...
...You don't like dogs? You're a cold hearted jerk!.....
No Miss Thing, Karen. I love God and I love humans. God spelled backwards is dog may sound like music to your ears but think about the symbolism and evil being opposite of good. Christ, Antichrist. They're conditioning people to worship The Beast. And if you want to be godly you wouldn't judge me because I have the sense to know what's really going on with this dog culture. I won't judge you you can have your dog but keep it at home, out of my eye.
by Sir Carlton February 18, 2024
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