Sir Captain of Wynn Bay's definitions

fist shake

A staple Old Folk agressive move. Shaking the fist lets people know they are disgruntled but haven't the means to kick your ass. Directly related to the wave off, the fist shake is a time honored right for senior citizens, and adored by the young.

When I burned out in front of Old Man Stephens house, he gave me such a fist shaking that I thought he was gonna bust a jugular.

by Sir Captain of Wynn Bay May 4, 2005

cram basket

Most likely the greatest term for vagina today. Not since the word box has the vagina seemed so much like just an object.

I'd make use of that cram basket.

by Sir Captain of Wynn Bay April 21, 2005

whiskey bent

The way one gets after downing too much whiskey. Wild Turky or So Co will do the trick. Screaming at trees or God while muttering half words is a common characteristic.

Sorry for slapping your girlfriend and pissing on your couch, I was pretty whiskey bent last night.

by Sir Captain of Wynn Bay May 4, 2005

toothy

To get mouthy with someone. To show tooth.

That broads gett'n awful toothy over there. If that hooker mouth shows tooth she's getting the boot.

by Sir Captain of Wynn Bay May 4, 2005

jam-cicle

Yet another name for the male member.
pernounced: Jam-sah-kel

Wait till she gets a load of my jam-cicle.

by Sir Captain of Wynn Bay May 6, 2005

buck shot

When a girl who's a real prostitute has a horrible looking crater face resembling buck shot to the face.

What's ole' buck shot up to these days, sucking off 40 year olds?

by Sir Captain of Wynn Bay May 6, 2005

gun shy

To be afraid of the penis.

Katie said she didn't want to mess around because she was still a little gun shy.

by Sir Captain of Wynn Bay May 6, 2005