Definitions by Siphiwe Tshabalala

Want a sprite cranberry? 

Want a sprite cranberry?

Man 1: Want a sprite cranberry?
Man 2: Want a sprite cranberry?

Want a sprite cranberry? by Siphiwe Tshabalala December 5, 2018

dead meat 

1. A person who's gonna die or is already dead.
2. A limp penis.

1. Man 1: "You're dead meat"
Man 2: *whimpering* "Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit"
2. Man 1: "You're dead meat"
Man 2: "Nah, I'm actually kinda hard."
Man 1: "..."
Man 2: "..."

dead meat by Siphiwe Tshabalala July 20, 2018

Moo Box 

A box where men store their semen for a whole year and then give it to someone as an April Fools joke disguised as milk.

Man 1: "Here's some milk man, I just thought I would give you some"
*gives the Moo Box*
Man 2: "Thanks dude, I actually felt like milk"
*drinks the Moo Box*
Man 2: "HOLY FUCK- IS THIS SEMEN?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU"

Moo Box by Siphiwe Tshabalala May 19, 2018

Stacy 

The most obvious fake name.

Annoying person: Hey, what is your name?
Girl: They call me Stacy...
Annoying person: Oh really?
Girl: That's not my name.

Stacy by Siphiwe Tshabalala August 2, 2016

Urban Dictionary 

The only slacking website I can use and my parents are fine with it because they think its something educational. ;)

Mother: "Honey, are you doing work"
Me: "Uhh, yeah I'm on Urban Dictionary"
Mother: "Oh that's okay, have fun"
Me: "Oh, I will ;))))))"
*7 years later*
Me: "... And that's how I'm working at McDonald's"

Urban Dictionary by Siphiwe Tshabalala May 23, 2016

dickhole 

A guy/girl who is an asshole and a dick at the same time

Jeffery: Man, that guy is such a dickhole
God: oh, I know! :)
Jeffery: OH GOD
God: Yep :)

(see what I did there)

dickhole by Siphiwe Tshabalala May 23, 2016

Vanillish 

Not many people know the Tale of the Flying vanilla monsters existence but what we do know is that they were either running out of ideas or high

*Meanwhile in Nintendo Headquarters*
Manager: "Alright, let's think of a new Pokemon"
Worker 927: "Hmm, Oh, I've got one"
Manger: "What is it?"
Worker 927: "Kids like icecream right? How about we make a Pokemon which is a flying frozen soft serve and name him: Vanillish!!!
Manager: "... That's the greatest idea I've ever heard"

Rip: Cool Pokemon

Vanillish by Siphiwe Tshabalala May 23, 2016