Definitions by Siphiwe Tshabalala

Want a sprite cranberry? 

Want a sprite cranberry?

Man 1: Want a sprite cranberry?
Man 2: Want a sprite cranberry?

Want a sprite cranberry? by Siphiwe Tshabalala December 5, 2018

dead meat 

1. A person who's gonna die or is already dead.
2. A limp penis.

1. Man 1: "You're dead meat"
Man 2: *whimpering* "Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit"
2. Man 1: "You're dead meat"
Man 2: "Nah, I'm actually kinda hard."
Man 1: "..."
Man 2: "..."

dead meat by Siphiwe Tshabalala July 20, 2018

Moo Box 

A box where men store their semen for a whole year and then give it to someone as an April Fools joke disguised as milk.

Man 1: "Here's some milk man, I just thought I would give you some"
*gives the Moo Box*
Man 2: "Thanks dude, I actually felt like milk"
*drinks the Moo Box*
Man 2: "HOLY FUCK- IS THIS SEMEN?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU"

Moo Box by Siphiwe Tshabalala May 19, 2018

Stacy 

The most obvious fake name.

Annoying person: Hey, what is your name?
Girl: They call me Stacy...
Annoying person: Oh really?
Girl: That's not my name.

Stacy by Siphiwe Tshabalala August 2, 2016

Urban Dictionary 

The only slacking website I can use and my parents are fine with it because they think its something educational. ;)

Mother: "Honey, are you doing work"
Me: "Uhh, yeah I'm on Urban Dictionary"
Mother: "Oh that's okay, have fun"
Me: "Oh, I will ;))))))"
*7 years later*
Me: "... And that's how I'm working at McDonald's"

Urban Dictionary by Siphiwe Tshabalala May 23, 2016

Trumpalicious

The new fergalicious for the 2016 presidential elections.

Trump - "Trumpalicious definitions, makes the republicans loco"
Trump - "T to r to the u.m.p.a.l.i.c.i.o.u.s, to the to the... hit it Bernie"
Bernie Sanders - "All the time I turn around, socialists get around, looking at me up and down, look at muh *gasp*"
Clinton - *breaks down door* "Did somebody say feminism??"

Trumpalicious by Siphiwe Tshabalala May 23, 2016

dickhole 

A guy/girl who is an asshole and a dick at the same time

Jeffery: Man, that guy is such a dickhole
God: oh, I know! :)
Jeffery: OH GOD
God: Yep :)

(see what I did there)

dickhole by Siphiwe Tshabalala May 23, 2016