Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Siphiwe Tshabalala

Vanillish

Not many people know the Tale of the Flying vanilla monsters existence but what we do know is that they were either running out of ideas or high

*Meanwhile in Nintendo Headquarters*
Manager: "Alright, let's think of a new Pokemon"
Worker 927: "Hmm, Oh, I've got one"
Manger: "What is it?"
Worker 927: "Kids like icecream right? How about we make a Pokemon which is a flying frozen soft serve and name him: Vanillish!!!
Manager: "... That's the greatest idea I've ever heard"

Rip: Cool Pokemon

by Siphiwe Tshabalala May 23, 2016

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Moo Box

A box where men store their semen for a whole year and then give it to someone as an April Fools joke disguised as milk.

Man 1: "Here's some milk man, I just thought I would give you some"
*gives the Moo Box*
Man 2: "Thanks dude, I actually felt like milk"
*drinks the Moo Box*
Man 2: "HOLY FUCK- IS THIS SEMEN?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU"

by Siphiwe Tshabalala May 19, 2018

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dead meat

1. A person who's gonna die or is already dead.
2. A limp penis.

1. Man 1: "You're dead meat"
Man 2: *whimpering* "Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit"
2. Man 1: "You're dead meat"
Man 2: "Nah, I'm actually kinda hard."
Man 1: "..."
Man 2: "..."

by Siphiwe Tshabalala July 20, 2018

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Urban Dictionary

The only slacking website I can use and my parents are fine with it because they think its something educational. ;)

Mother: "Honey, are you doing work"
Me: "Uhh, yeah I'm on Urban Dictionary"
Mother: "Oh that's okay, have fun"
Me: "Oh, I will ;))))))"
*7 years later*
Me: "... And that's how I'm working at McDonald's"

by Siphiwe Tshabalala May 23, 2016

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