1. Man 1: "You're dead meat"
Man 2: *whimpering* "Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit"
2. Man 1: "You're dead meat"
Man 2: "Nah, I'm actually kinda hard."
Man 1: "..."
Man 2: "..."
Man 2: *whimpering* "Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit"
2. Man 1: "You're dead meat"
Man 2: "Nah, I'm actually kinda hard."
Man 1: "..."
Man 2: "..."
by Siphiwe Tshabalala July 20, 2018
Trump - "Trumpalicious definitions, makes the republicans loco"
Trump - "T to r to the u.m.p.a.l.i.c.i.o.u.s, to the to the... hit it Bernie"
Bernie Sanders - "All the time I turn around, socialists get around, looking at me up and down, look at muh *gasp*"
Clinton - *breaks down door* "Did somebody say feminism??"
Trump - "T to r to the u.m.p.a.l.i.c.i.o.u.s, to the to the... hit it Bernie"
Bernie Sanders - "All the time I turn around, socialists get around, looking at me up and down, look at muh *gasp*"
Clinton - *breaks down door* "Did somebody say feminism??"
by Siphiwe Tshabalala May 23, 2016
The only slacking website I can use and my parents are fine with it because they think its something educational. ;)
Mother: "Honey, are you doing work"
Me: "Uhh, yeah I'm on Urban Dictionary"
Mother: "Oh that's okay, have fun"
Me: "Oh, I will ;))))))"
*7 years later*
Me: "... And that's how I'm working at McDonald's"
Me: "Uhh, yeah I'm on Urban Dictionary"
Mother: "Oh that's okay, have fun"
Me: "Oh, I will ;))))))"
*7 years later*
Me: "... And that's how I'm working at McDonald's"
by Siphiwe Tshabalala May 23, 2016
Jeffery: Man, that guy is such a dickhole
God: oh, I know! :)
Jeffery: OH GOD
God: Yep :)
(see what I did there)
God: oh, I know! :)
Jeffery: OH GOD
God: Yep :)
(see what I did there)
by Siphiwe Tshabalala May 23, 2016
Annoying person: Hey, what is your name?
Girl: They call me Stacy...
Annoying person: Oh really?
Girl: That's not my name.
Girl: They call me Stacy...
Annoying person: Oh really?
Girl: That's not my name.
by Siphiwe Tshabalala August 02, 2016
Not many people know the Tale of the Flying vanilla monsters existence but what we do know is that they were either running out of ideas or high
*Meanwhile in Nintendo Headquarters*
Manager: "Alright, let's think of a new Pokemon"
Worker 927: "Hmm, Oh, I've got one"
Manger: "What is it?"
Worker 927: "Kids like icecream right? How about we make a Pokemon which is a flying frozen soft serve and name him: Vanillish!!!
Manager: "... That's the greatest idea I've ever heard"
Rip: Cool Pokemon
Manager: "Alright, let's think of a new Pokemon"
Worker 927: "Hmm, Oh, I've got one"
Manger: "What is it?"
Worker 927: "Kids like icecream right? How about we make a Pokemon which is a flying frozen soft serve and name him: Vanillish!!!
Manager: "... That's the greatest idea I've ever heard"
Rip: Cool Pokemon
by Siphiwe Tshabalala May 23, 2016
by Siphiwe Tshabalala December 05, 2018