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Not many people know the Tale of the Flying vanilla monsters existence but what we do know is that they were either running out of ideas or high
*Meanwhile in Nintendo Headquarters*
Manager: "Alright, let's think of a new Pokemon"
Worker 927: "Hmm, Oh, I've got one"
Manger: "What is it?"
Worker 927: "Kids like icecream right? How about we make a Pokemon which is a flying frozen soft serve and name him: Vanillish!!!
Manager: "... That's the greatest idea I've ever heard"
Rip: Cool Pokemon
Manager: "Alright, let's think of a new Pokemon"
Worker 927: "Hmm, Oh, I've got one"
Manger: "What is it?"
Worker 927: "Kids like icecream right? How about we make a Pokemon which is a flying frozen soft serve and name him: Vanillish!!!
Manager: "... That's the greatest idea I've ever heard"
Rip: Cool Pokemon
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