Siouxsie Supertramp's definitions

Budweiser widow

A woman who stays at home while her husband is drinking Budweiser at the bar.

Me: I thought you were coming over?
Him: Sorry I went to the bar for some beers.
Me: I'm tired of being a Budweiser Widow

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 11, 2019

President Shock Jock

President Shock Jock - Our president speaks like the shock jocks of the nineties.

Me: Did you hear that our President called some third world countries, shithole countries?
Him: That's President Shock Jock for you! He's like having Howard Stern for President.

Me: Is that good diplomacy?

Him: What do you think?

by Siouxsie Supertramp May 3, 2018

frientition

This is a person that acts like your friend, but is really in the competition with you. They try to one up you all the time in the frientition.

I am so done with her always competing with me. It's not a friendship it's a frientition.

by Siouxsie Supertramp April 24, 2023

nine inch curls

The arm muscles that you get from giving killer blowjobs are called nine inch curls.

Her: Your arms are killer! What is your exercise routine?
Me: Nine inch curls a couple times a week! (wink, wink)

by Siouxsie Supertramp July 21, 2022

Magic Carpet Ride

Getting eaten out by a dude with a beard.

My boyfriend never shaves when he's on vacation. I hope I get a magic carpet ride!

by Siouxsie Supertramp July 9, 2021

The Holy Trinity

The Holy Trinity is a financial situation where you receive your stimulus check, your unemployment with pandemic assistance thrown in and your child support.

Me: Girl - we have to purse shopping today. I think I want a Michael Kors purse.
Them: How can you afford that? You're out of work!
Me: My unemployment, stimulus check and child support all hit today!
Them: Holy crap - that The Holy Trinity!

by Siouxsie Supertramp March 14, 2021

coronafornication

Coronafornication is the excessive amount of sex that you had during the pandemic because there was nothing else to do.

Me: So I barely see my friends with benefits now that the pandemic is over. Life is back to normal and we're both back to working, hobbies, and friends...
Her: So you got laid MORE during the pandemic?
Me: So much coronafornication! Many times a week for over a year!

by Siouxsie Supertramp July 15, 2021