In many suburbs across the USA, there is not a single ma and pa restaurant or book store. Instead, there is voluminous amount of franchises to the point that the area looks like franchise barf.
I can't even believe this town. We have four chicken places, Popeye, KFC, Mr. Chicken, and Chick-fil-A, same thing with the all the burger places, but not one unique , quaint, or trendy place to eat. The middle of town just looks like franchise barf!
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 04, 2020
A Black Thumb is the male equivalent of a black widow. It's a toxic, narcissistic man who is poisonous to everyone he encounters, much like Henry the VIII. His heart is black as the underworld, and he's as attractive as a thumb, hence black thumb.
by Siouxsie Supertramp September 26, 2023
David is nothing more than a carbon fart - nothing but hot air and empty promises. Can't believe he's one of my exes - what did I see in that guy?
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 07, 2023
When someone pisses you off due to their rude, or otherwise bad behavior, and you begin to lose faith in humanity, that person is testing my Jesus
Can you believe Monica? I babysat her cat, picked her up from the airport, and took her to the mall when her car was dead - but when I need a favor, and I wouldn't really call it a favor if she's my bestie, she disappears like a cockroach when the lights come on. Friends like that be testing my Jesus.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 21, 2023
Summer camp is code (when you're in public) for lost time due to incarceration or mental health issues, both prisons and psych wards offer activities that resemble summer camp as a child.
Him: Where did you learn how to write so well and meditate? You're amazing!
Me: I thought I told you. I learned in summer camp.
Me: I thought I told you. I learned in summer camp.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 11, 2019
Prosperity preachers preach in mega-churches. Their motives range from being highly suspect to downright unscrupulous.
Him: Can you believe Joel Osteen didn't open his church during that hurricane in Texas?
Me: What do you expect from a prosperity preacher
Me: What do you expect from a prosperity preacher
by Siouxsie Supertramp May 08, 2020
Mental termites are words or arguments that slowly chip away at your self-worth, hitting you exactly where it hurts. If your brain is getting mental termites from a relationship, you must be in a relationship with a narcissist.
Me looking in mirror - I can't even believe that he cheated on me and told me it was my fault because I had to work late. I improved his life in every possible way. Now all the bad memories are bringing me down like mental termites.
by Siouxsie Supertramp October 10, 2023