Siouxsie Supertramp's definitions

demon farts

Any odor or noise that comes from your furnace.

Me: I hate when the furnace is just fired up in the fall, it smells and it's noisy.
Them: Time to get used to those demon farts. Once up and running, they diminish.
Me: Right? I just have to get used to it.

by Siouxsie Supertramp May 3, 2018

sets the table

Set the table are the actions that precede sex that get you in the mood before having sex. Foreplay is the most important part of setting table.

Me: So has your sex life been? I hope he isn't one those guys that won't go down on you, but they expect it for themselves.
Her: No he always sets the table! And a nice table at that!

by Siouxsie Supertramp October 11, 2020

Whisper Bitching

Bitching into someone's ear when you don't want the group to hear.

"I'm going to take a picture but I have to turn on the flash." Friend whispers bitches only to you -" Flash photography makes me look awful" Me - Please stop the whisper bitching.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 26, 2018

like jujubees

Taling pills in rapid succession.

Them: How are feeling after the surgery?
Me: I am in SO much pain. I'm taking my percs like jujubees.

by Siouxsie Supertramp September 24, 2020

cotton candy

relationships with a narcissist are like cotton candy - they look great at first, but there is no substance to the relationship, and it's really, really messy at the end.

Looking back, the relationship with Killian was so superficial, no substance at all. Lots of sex and parties, food and weed, but nothing solid. It was like cotton candy, great on paper, but mostly hot air and sugar, and nothing a giant mess at the end.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023

Counter Creeper

That one guy or girl that is always sitting at the counter at your local bar or diner, is a counter creeper.

Me: So that dude Jim asked me out.
Him: He asks everyone out, he's a counter creeper.

by Siouxsie Supertramp May 5, 2018

cockroach

In any type of sexual relationship, when you only hook up at night after everything is done for the day. You come in late at night like a cockroach, and scurry out before dawn.

Me: Damn I've rarely seen this guy during the daylight. I think he booty calls me late after the bar.
Her: He's treating you like a damn cockroach

by Siouxsie Supertramp July 7, 2021