Siouxsie Supertramp's definitions

Covid Year

A Covid year is a year that is marked by extreme time dilations where time seems to go by much slower due to tedious chaos and the inability to socialize in person.

Me: So I got together with by brothers last night. We had a nice time going out to dinner.
Them: Its been a while - a covid year to be exact.

by Siouxsie Supertramp February 20, 2021

Black Thumb

A Black Thumb is the male equivalent of a black widow. It's a toxic, narcissistic man who is poisonous to everyone he encounters, much like Henry the VIII. His heart is black as the underworld, and he's as attractive as a thumb, hence black thumb.

Her: Are you still dating Killian?

Me: That guy is a black thumb, I'm embarrassed I ever dated him.

by Siouxsie Supertramp September 26, 2023

mission control

The sober person that hold it all together on a night out of partying. Mission control makes all the decisions and makes sure no one gets in trouble.

Hey can I buy you a vodka cranberry?

No, I'm mission control tonight.

by Siouxsie Supertramp September 30, 2023

government colonoscopy

A government colonoscopy is when you arrange for the ATF, the IRS, and unemployment to investigate your abusive ex, since you couldn't get him arrested for abuse, hopefully he will be arrested for tax fraud or illegally owning a firearm or abusing unemployment during COVID.

Did you ever get Killian to stop stalking you?

I ordered a government colonoscopy for him. He has bigger problems now.

by Siouxsie Supertramp September 30, 2023

Venus Fly Trap

When a woman wears extra long fake eyelashes, they look like a venus fly trap on her face.

Have you seen Brianna? I don't even know how she can see the road when she drives. Her eyelashes are like a Venus Fly Trap!

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 19, 2023

Fifteen Miles of Bad Road

When someone, as they age, goes from looking hot to looking like fifteen miles of bad road

Have you seen Lia? She was hot in high school! She looks like fifteen miles of bad road now.

by Siouxsie Supertramp April 27, 2023

Second shift

Second shift is the tedious parts of human existence that you must complete after you have already worked a full day. This includes food shopping, paying bills, laundry, cleaning, etc.

Them: Hey let's go hit the pub after work today.
Me: I really can't - second shift hits after work today....
Them: Second shift?
Me: all the crap you have to day at home after work - second shift is exhausting.

by Siouxsie Supertramp March 14, 2021