Siouxsie Supertramp's definitions

Precautionary Pee

A precautionary pee is when you go to the bathroom to avoid a possible stop that is less convenient later down the road.

Him: Hey - we're about to pass a rest stop. Do you have to go to the bathroom?
Me: I don't think so - stop anyways, I'll take a precautionary pee.

by Siouxsie Supertramp September 13, 2020

tire kicker

A person in the dating world that is too indecisive to make a commitment. They want to try you out, for a little too long, before making a commitment. Dating a tire kicker is a waste of time.

So I dated a guy for eight months before he said he wasn't ready for a relationship! Um, it sorta feels like we're in a relationships. Apparently, he just wanted to kill eight months with me before moving on to the next one. It was a waste of time.. What a tire kicker!

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023

Fuck You Break

When you need a break for any reason, but it not scheduled, but you need to take break, because, well, fuck you! take a fuck you break.

(In the middle of a no-joke hike
Me: Why are you stopping?
Her: I'm take a fuck you break, it that alright with you?

by Siouxsie Supertramp February 16, 2021

Summer Camp

Summer camp is code (when you're in public) for lost time due to incarceration or mental health issues, both prisons and psych wards offer activities that resemble summer camp as a child.

Him: Where did you learn how to write so well and meditate? You're amazing!
Me: I thought I told you. I learned in summer camp.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 11, 2019

Grammar Outlaw

A grammar outlaw is the opposite of a grammar nazi. Grammar outlaws will use a group pronoun instead of a singular she or he, for instance, grammatically correct, but just because it fits better. Grammar outlaws can - or is that may - use words that flow for conversational purposes.

Me: Can I use the bathroom?
Teacher: I don't know. CAN, you?
Me: Listen (bitch). You think me a grammar outlaw, but I'm not. This is not a failure to communicate. You know exactly what I mean. When colloquialisms become ubiquitious, everyone understands their meaning. Now CAN you write me the pass or not

by Siouxsie Supertramp August 30, 2020

Mobile Deceased

The woke term for zombie, as zombies has been a victim of cancel culture because it was British ....you get now.. ok so use it. Piss off boomers. It's a good zoom laugh.

So the boomers at the office

are mobile deceased..
What?

They're zombies get it - mobile deceased.

That can't be one of yours that's too good.

I know, I saw Shaun of the Dead

You do come up with a lot of good ones
My favorite is..

by Siouxsie Supertramp August 14, 2021

Wordworkers

The authors of found here submit new slang and phrases that are funny, salacious, and very rarely cerebral to add to the Urban Dictionary; the authors are a new generation of wordworkers that create a imaginative retelling of words for a dictionary that is coarsely rambunctious to say the least.

Me: I'm not sure that my current friends with benefits, is actually friends with benefits.
Him: why do you say that?
Me: Well there is no friends part, it's just really hot sex. He is really good at anal.

Him: Oh you guys are just sportfucking.
Me: (Laughing) OMG where did you get that from?
Him: From the wordworkers on Urban Dictionary.
Me: that slang is really funny and indecent!
Him: I think that the point.

by Siouxsie Supertramp December 17, 2020