Siouxsie Supertramp's definitions

Mobile Deceased

The woke term for zombie, as zombies has been a victim of cancel culture because it was British ....you get now.. ok so use it. Piss off boomers. It's a good zoom laugh.

So the boomers at the office

are mobile deceased..
What?

They're zombies get it - mobile deceased.

That can't be one of yours that's too good.

I know, I saw Shaun of the Dead

You do come up with a lot of good ones
My favorite is..

by Siouxsie Supertramp August 14, 2021

Grammar Outlaw

A grammar outlaw is the opposite of a grammar nazi. Grammar outlaws will use a group pronoun instead of a singular she or he, for instance, grammatically correct, but just because it fits better. Grammar outlaws can - or is that may - use words that flow for conversational purposes.

Me: Can I use the bathroom?
Teacher: I don't know. CAN, you?
Me: Listen (bitch). You think me a grammar outlaw, but I'm not. This is not a failure to communicate. You know exactly what I mean. When colloquialisms become ubiquitious, everyone understands their meaning. Now CAN you write me the pass or not

by Siouxsie Supertramp August 30, 2020

Sunday Psychosis

Sunday Psychosis is the condition where it is hard to relax and have fun on a Sunday. Reasons fo rSunday psychosis maybe that you don't want to return to work on Monday, extreme boredom because you can't find anyone to hang with, your friends with benefits is busy and you have booty psychosis also, etc.

Me: I am so freaking bored! I can't get a hold of anyone to hang out with and I want a Sunday Funday!
Them: That makes a good day for day drinking....
Me: I don't know if drinking with Sunday Psychosis is a good idea..maybe I could..
Them: Nope day drinking it is!! let's go

by Siouxsie Supertramp July 21, 2021

whizcrip

A whizcrip is a person who's life is compromised in one area for being differently abled, but excelling in another due to a gift.

Steven Hawking was one helluva a whizcrip; he may have had ALS, but he was one of the greatest geniuses of our time.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023

tedious chaos

Tedious chaos is a paradoxical event where an event is both long and tiresome, while simultaneously being marked by complete disorder and confusion.

Me: This pandemic really sucks. Will it ever end?
Him: Plus its so confusing. Wear your mask - but also they don't help. There's 10 p.m. that there is a misdemeanor if you get caught driving - but will they enforce it?
Me: Look at what bars are doing - you take your mask off once you sit down - that's helpful
Him: Plus there is so much that is open one day - closed the next. This county is red and this county is purple but last week it was different - you can't keep up with all the news and restrictions.
Me: Its totally fucking tedious chaos.

by Siouxsie Supertramp December 13, 2020

Four Forty A/C

Four Forty A/C is air conditioning that comes having four windows down at 40 miles per hour.

Him: Bro its hot in here..
Me: Start rolling down windows - i've got four forty A/C

by Siouxsie Supertramp August 3, 2021

gateway shopping

Gateway shopping is when you break down to buy "just one thing" after you told yourself you have to stop spending money. Much like breaking the seal when drinking, once you have purchased one item, you'll purchase five more items, spend money you don't have, probably will have buyer's remorse.

Me: I'm not going to spend any more money on leggings and purses. I have to buckle down and save money.

Also me: Ok I've got to go to the mall for just one thing - I need sandals and that's it. That's all I'm buying.

Also Me: Ok this purse looks really with the sandals, but I like that purse too - two purses won't be a big deal. It's just Coach...

My friend: It looks like those sandals sucked you into gateway shopping - you broke the seal!

by Siouxsie Supertramp July 31, 2021