Definitions by Siouxsie Supertramp
tire kicker
A person in the dating world that is too indecisive to make a commitment. They want to try you out, for a little too long, before making a commitment. Dating a tire kicker is a waste of time.
So I dated a guy for eight months before he said he wasn't ready for a relationship! Um, it sorta feels like we're in a relationships. Apparently, he just wanted to kill eight months with me before moving on to the next one. It was a waste of time.. What a tire kicker!
tire kicker by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023
carbon fart
David is nothing more than a carbon fart - nothing but hot air and empty promises. Can't believe he's one of my exes - what did I see in that guy?
carbon fart by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023
narcissist math
narcissist math is when problem occur in a relationship with a narcissist, and nothing about the relationship adds up. There's missing time, hidden agendas, and a ton of lies.
Don't try to figure out how to get along with a narcissist. Just wish them well and move on. The double standards, the zero sum mentality thinking, the all or nothing policies, and just about everything else like the back and forth nature of the guy will have you thinking that the relationship isn't worth saving. The math doesn't math on a narcissistic relationship. Narcissist math is an unsolvable problem, like trying to divide zero between three people.
narcissist math by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023
baggage buffet
Oof - not moving forward with a relationship with that guy. He's got mommy issues, money problems, and he's not over his ex. He talks about her so much, I'm starting to wonder what she's up to now! And I literally cannot hear another story about his bad childhood. He's a baggage buffet. Pretty much undatable.
baggage buffet by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023
cotton candy
relationships with a narcissist are like cotton candy - they look great at first, but there is no substance to the relationship, and it's really, really messy at the end.
Looking back, the relationship with Killian was so superficial, no substance at all. Lots of sex and parties, food and weed, but nothing solid. It was like cotton candy, great on paper, but mostly hot air and sugar, and nothing a giant mess at the end.
cotton candy by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023
Mutually Assured Destruction
Mutually Assured Destruction is where two parties end up destroying each other in the end. This can happen at the end of narcissistic relationships
David and I's relationship devolved to a platform of mutually assured destruction. He nearly took my life, so I made sure to destroy his reputation. He took my money, so I took his. He cheated on me, so I cheated on him. We were both nearly destroyed by the end.
Mutually Assured Destruction by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023
whizcrip
A whizcrip is a person who's life is compromised in one area for being differently abled, but excelling in another due to a gift.
Steven Hawking was one helluva a whizcrip; he may have had ALS, but he was one of the greatest geniuses of our time.
whizcrip by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023