Siouxsie Supertramp's definitions

passive aggressive suicide

Garden variety depression that results in not wanting to kill yourself, but hoping you'll die in your sleep soon, is passive aggressive suicide.

Look, I've a had a good run. I'm not going to kill myself, but I wouldn't mind going soon either. It's passive aggressive suicide.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 19, 2022

gateway shopping

Gateway shopping is when you break down to buy "just one thing" after you told yourself you have to stop spending money. Much like breaking the seal when drinking, once you have purchased one item, you'll purchase five more items, spend money you don't have, probably will have buyer's remorse.

Me: I'm not going to spend any more money on leggings and purses. I have to buckle down and save money.

Also me: Ok I've got to go to the mall for just one thing - I need sandals and that's it. That's all I'm buying.

Also Me: Ok this purse looks really with the sandals, but I like that purse too - two purses won't be a big deal. It's just Coach...

My friend: It looks like those sandals sucked you into gateway shopping - you broke the seal!

by Siouxsie Supertramp July 31, 2021

frientition

This is a person that acts like your friend, but is really in the competition with you. They try to one up you all the time in the frientition.

I am so done with her always competing with me. It's not a friendship it's a frientition.

by Siouxsie Supertramp April 24, 2023

Magic Carpet Ride

Getting eaten out by a dude with a beard.

My boyfriend never shaves when he's on vacation. I hope I get a magic carpet ride!

by Siouxsie Supertramp July 9, 2021

nine inch curls

The arm muscles that you get from giving killer blowjobs are called nine inch curls.

Her: Your arms are killer! What is your exercise routine?
Me: Nine inch curls a couple times a week! (wink, wink)

by Siouxsie Supertramp July 21, 2022

The Holy Trinity

The Holy Trinity is a financial situation where you receive your stimulus check, your unemployment with pandemic assistance thrown in and your child support.

Me: Girl - we have to purse shopping today. I think I want a Michael Kors purse.
Them: How can you afford that? You're out of work!
Me: My unemployment, stimulus check and child support all hit today!
Them: Holy crap - that The Holy Trinity!

by Siouxsie Supertramp March 14, 2021

Precautionary Pee

A precautionary pee is when you go to the bathroom to avoid a possible stop that is less convenient later down the road.

Him: Hey - we're about to pass a rest stop. Do you have to go to the bathroom?
Me: I don't think so - stop anyways, I'll take a precautionary pee.

by Siouxsie Supertramp September 13, 2020