Definitions by Siouxise Eileen

testing my Jesus 

When someone gets on your nerves, and your anger disproportionate to the situation at times, is testing your Jesus.

If my boss doesn't understand the company policy that he wrote, well, he's just really testing my Jesus.

testing my Jesus by Siouxise Eileen November 30, 2023

background trauma

Trauma from your past that you've either buried deeply or gaslight yourself into believing wasn't trauma, or both, that affects your day to day decisions and you don't even realize it.

Her: How do you find the worst romantic partners?

Me: I think my background trauma gives me an inferiority complex, it affects everything actually, not just the guys I date.

background trauma by Siouxise Eileen November 30, 2023

armchair scholar 

An armchair scholar is a person who thinks they are an expert on the subject after listening to one or two podcasts on the subject.

Don't tell me that climate change isn't real! How much research have you done? Don't be an armchair scholar!

armchair scholar by Siouxise Eileen October 2, 2023

behavioral sink 

When maladjusted behaviors spread like a contagion in a group of people, it is a behavioral sink.

Watch out for behavioral sink. if you hang with broke people, you will be broke. If you hang with materialistic people, you will become materialistic. if you hang with addicts, you will become an addict and if you hang with abusive people, you will become abusive. The bad behaviors spread like a contagion in a behavioral sink.

behavioral sink by Siouxise Eileen October 2, 2023

procrastidating 

to put off dating simply because you like being single so much

I've been divorced for six years now and I'm still single. There's plenty of guys out there, I just enjoy single life too much. I'm procrastidating.

procrastidating by Siouxise Eileen November 22, 2022

corporate serfdom

When you work for a corporation that treats you no better than a serf in the Middle Ages, it is corporate serfdom.

My boss is a witch - I swear if I had cancer, I'd still have to work. It's corporate serfdom!

corporate serfdom by Siouxise Eileen November 19, 2022

Big mother 

Instead of Big Brother, Big Mother is a dystopian future where computers do everything for you, including wash and vacuum your floors, order groceries, even picks out dates for you.

Instead of being frightened by Big Brother, you should be frightened by Big Mother, a creepy robotic future that is almost here.

Big mother by Siouxise Eileen November 17, 2022