Siouxise Eileen's definitions

background trauma

Trauma from your past that you've either buried deeply or gaslight yourself into believing wasn't trauma, or both, that affects your day to day decisions and you don't even realize it.

Her: How do you find the worst romantic partners?

Me: I think my background trauma gives me an inferiority complex, it affects everything actually, not just the guys I date.

by Siouxise Eileen November 30, 2023

testing my Jesus

When someone gets on your nerves, and your anger disproportionate to the situation at times, is testing your Jesus.

If my boss doesn't understand the company policy that he wrote, well, he's just really testing my Jesus.

by Siouxise Eileen November 30, 2023

convercoaster

A conversation with an upset, or ADHD friend, is like a conversation roller coaster or convercoaster.

Him: Anybody ever tell you when you have a conversation, you are all over the place? I'm trying to stay on task here..
Me: Yes, all the time. I call it a convercoaster!

by Siouxise Eileen November 17, 2022

Hidy Up

When you're supposed to tidy up your apartment, but you just hide the mess in your closet or bedroom.

I'm supposed to have company in twenty minutes and the place is a mess..time to hidy up!

by Siouxise Eileen November 17, 2022

Big mother

Instead of Big Brother, Big Mother is a dystopian future where computers do everything for you, including wash and vacuum your floors, order groceries, even picks out dates for you.

Instead of being frightened by Big Brother, you should be frightened by Big Mother, a creepy robotic future that is almost here.

by Siouxise Eileen November 17, 2022

corporate serfdom

When you work for a corporation that treats you no better than a serf in the Middle Ages, it is corporate serfdom.

My boss is a witch - I swear if I had cancer, I'd still have to work. It's corporate serfdom!

by Siouxise Eileen November 19, 2022

procrastidating

to put off dating simply because you like being single so much

I've been divorced for six years now and I'm still single. There's plenty of guys out there, I just enjoy single life too much. I'm procrastidating.

by Siouxise Eileen November 22, 2022