background trauma

Trauma from your past that you've either buried deeply or gaslight yourself into believing wasn't trauma, or both, that affects your day to day decisions and you don't even realize it.
Her: How do you find the worst romantic partners?

Me: I think my background trauma gives me an inferiority complex, it affects everything actually, not just the guys I date.
by Siouxise Eileen November 30, 2023
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testing my Jesus

When someone gets on your nerves, and your anger disproportionate to the situation at times, is testing your Jesus.
If my boss doesn't understand the company policy that he wrote, well, he's just really testing my Jesus.
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corporate serfdom

When you work for a corporation that treats you no better than a serf in the Middle Ages, it is corporate serfdom.
My boss is a witch - I swear if I had cancer, I'd still have to work. It's corporate serfdom!
by Siouxise Eileen November 19, 2022
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procrastidating

to put off dating simply because you like being single so much
I've been divorced for six years now and I'm still single. There's plenty of guys out there, I just enjoy single life too much. I'm procrastidating.
by Siouxise Eileen November 22, 2022
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convercoaster

A conversation with an upset, or ADHD friend, is like a conversation roller coaster or convercoaster.
Him: Anybody ever tell you when you have a conversation, you are all over the place? I'm trying to stay on task here..
Me: Yes, all the time. I call it a convercoaster!
by Siouxise Eileen November 17, 2022
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Big mother

Instead of Big Brother, Big Mother is a dystopian future where computers do everything for you, including wash and vacuum your floors, order groceries, even picks out dates for you.
Instead of being frightened by Big Brother, you should be frightened by Big Mother, a creepy robotic future that is almost here.
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behavioral sink

When maladjusted behaviors spread like a contagion in a group of people, it is a behavioral sink.
Watch out for behavioral sink. if you hang with broke people, you will be broke. If you hang with materialistic people, you will become materialistic. if you hang with addicts, you will become an addict and if you hang with abusive people, you will become abusive. The bad behaviors spread like a contagion in a behavioral sink.
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