Simon's definitions

knob

the male organ, penis.

Lady: "excuse me sir, your knob is sticking out."
Man: "don't flatter yourself woman. its hanging out."
Man 2: "call that a knob?"

by simon December 24, 2003

rake yohn

To bite a penis during oral sex.

Bitch rake yohned me so I threw her out on her ass.

by Simon March 1, 2004

Mitro

To dress camply and pester girls in a futile attempt to get laid. Driving a car while playing loud dance/trance/house music is also an example of Mitro behaviour.

Oh my God he's such a Mitro.

You look like a right Mitro.

Put some decent music on you Mitro.

by Simon April 1, 2005

88 mph

the speed needed to travel thru time

by simon February 16, 2003

Shit Poker

1)A Gay person who thinks its real funny to stick their knob up so far someone's ass that they actually poke the shit

"Dont you dare stand behind me Shit Poker"

by Simon November 11, 2004

state of mind

an up and coming band from the scunthorpe area in united kingdom, they are recording a cd and doing the club circuit at the moment check them out!!! check out www.stateofmindmusic.tk

Band from Scunthorpe they play metal music and classic metal

by Simon January 7, 2005

Pull On

1. Masturbation

2. Listening to Music.

1. HF loves to Pull On.

2. I am pulling on to Britney Spears

by Simon June 22, 2003