158 definition by Simon

1.
n. A cum bucket
2.
adj. A complete wanker
1. He bent me over, lowered his pants and used me for a toss pocket for over an hour. (Tony Blair commenting upon his last meeting with George Bush)

2. Tony Blair
by Simon March 18, 2004

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The state of mind you are in after one has listened to one or more guitarsolos by the possibly greatest living guitarist John Petrucci.
-Kalle, I just listened to Fatal Tragedy, man that solo is so awsome.
-Lol, Petruccinated.
by simon October 22, 2006

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Like in the wild west this guy was like, "oh, I have an idea" and he invented the revolver

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Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang.
by Simon June 11, 2005

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Another word for a gay.
I'm sure that guy is a poefter.

You're such a poef!
by Simon March 07, 2005

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Usually a theatre/drama major in school. Their life is the theatre. They're the ones who start singing show tunes or quoting lines from plays when you say something to them.
Dude: Let me hold 50 cent.

Theatre Jock: "I got rythm," (show tune from 42nd. st.
by Simon October 14, 2004

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Someone who constantly describes products services or ideas as Uber, Funky, Sexy or Foxy.

These people are usually found on vacation around Aspen (USA), Whsitler(Canada) or Courchevel (Austria), and can easily be identified by their gaudy clothing (with correct label) and bright blue drinks.
That geezer's a right Uber-tosser
by Simon January 20, 2005

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To be well hung, handsome and a skillful hockey player.
That bloke is definately El Spunko.
by Simon April 01, 2005

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