Definitions by Simon

bum muffin 

1)term used to describe someone as their own muffin-like turd
2)another word for shit

"get lost bum muffin!"

bum muffin by Simon November 11, 2004

Shit Poker

1)A Gay person who thinks its real funny to stick their knob up so far someone's ass that they actually poke the shit

"Dont you dare stand behind me Shit Poker"

Shit Poker by Simon November 11, 2004

tweaked

twisted generally related to events perceived while on hallucinogenic drugs, usually referring to an individual.

"Man, last night I dropped five microdots and ran up primrose hill naked! Boy was I tweaked!"

"I was out for a stroll on primrose hill last night and I saw a naked guy running around. He looked HIGHLY tweaked!"

tweaked by Simon November 9, 2004

Dicky Waver 

A male who exposes his pecker at inappropriate moments.

The complaintant states, she was jogging in the park when an obese male caucasian with a mullet exposed his 2 inch penis to her.

This is the 7th. complaint about the Dicky Waver in this park!

Dicky Waver by Simon October 15, 2004

Whipping or whippin the skippy 

To masturbate, stroke one's cock.

Rosewood was not doing his job. Instead, his boss caught him whipping the skippy to pictures of Britney.

Whipping or whippin the skippy by Simon October 15, 2004

Poopacious

Of or pertaining to excessive shitting.

Dorey was quite poopacious after getting his ass pounded by Spike.Dorey pooped his/her lady boy panties

Poopacious by Simon October 15, 2004

Tuniferous 

Of or pertaining to tuna.
1. seafood that confused Jessica Simpson.
2.Smelly vaginal region.

My fingers are tuniferous after feeling up that cheerleader.

Tuniferous by Simon October 15, 2004