Definitions by Silky Smooth

Hookah 

The hookah was inventend in India as a means of smoking TOBACCO. Turkish hookahs seem to be the most popular. Westerners adopted it as a means of smoking MARIJUANA.

Light up the hookah!

Hookah by Silky Smooth November 19, 2003

turkish bath 

A building in Turkey used as a public bath. It's a combination of the Roman and Islamic bathing traditions that originated in the European Middle Ages. Both men and women may use the public baths, though not as mixed company.

Contrary to what most Americans believe, a true turkish bath is not a gay male hangout.

turkish bath by Silky Smooth November 19, 2003

San Juan 

City and capitol of the Commonwealth of Puerto Rico; it is the oldest municipality in the United States of America

FOUNDED: 1521

POPULATION: 437,745 (as of the year 2000)

San Juan by Silky Smooth November 19, 2003

pimpmobile 

A "pimpmobile" is a modified Cadillac from the late-70's or early-80's. It usually has a hyrdraulic system to make it bounce. All "pimpmobiles" have expensive sound systems. "Pimpmobiles" are painted loud colors, like gold, green (the color of money), or purple (the color of a king's robe).

Yeah, baby, I know you wanna ride in my pimpmobile. Let me pop some Marvin Gaye in my CD player!

pimpmobile by Silky Smooth November 18, 2003

ass cream 

/noun/ slang term for the medicated ointment used in treating hemorrhoids; called so because it is applied to the anal orifice

Where did I put my ass cream? My hemorrhoids are killing me!

ass cream by Silky Smooth November 14, 2003

Gilligan's Isle 

"Gilligan's Isle" was the gayest TV show ever. Skipper and Gilligan were lovers. Skipper was the butch and Gilligan was the bitch. Why else would Gilligan be Skipper's "little buddy?"

The Professor was gay, too! Marianne and Ginger were looking for love and the Professor was the only "eligible" man on the island. Mr. Howell was married (and kind of creepy anyway, and Skipper and Gilligan were butt buddies. If Professor was straight, he would have made himself the "meat" in a "Marian and Ginger Love Sandwich!"

"Hey, Little Buddy! I'm feeling kinda lonely. How 'bout bending over to pick up my soap!"

"Oh, Skipper!"

Gilligan's Isle by Silky Smooth November 5, 2003

Butter Face 

Everthing on her is sexy as hell BUTTER read: but her FACE!

I fucked uper doggystyle so I didn't have to look at that butter face!

Butter Face by Silky Smooth November 5, 2003