Silky Smooth's definitions
"Gilligan's Isle" was the gayest TV show ever. Skipper and Gilligan were lovers. Skipper was the butch and Gilligan was the bitch. Why else would Gilligan be Skipper's "little buddy?"
The Professor was gay, too! Marianne and Ginger were looking for love and the Professor was the only "eligible" man on the island. Mr. Howell was married (and kind of creepy anyway, and Skipper and Gilligan were butt buddies. If Professor was straight, he would have made himself the "meat" in a "Marian and Ginger Love Sandwich!"
The Professor was gay, too! Marianne and Ginger were looking for love and the Professor was the only "eligible" man on the island. Mr. Howell was married (and kind of creepy anyway, and Skipper and Gilligan were butt buddies. If Professor was straight, he would have made himself the "meat" in a "Marian and Ginger Love Sandwich!"
"Hey, Little Buddy! I'm feeling kinda lonely. How 'bout bending over to pick up my soap!"
"Oh, Skipper!"
"Oh, Skipper!"
by Silky Smooth November 5, 2003
Get the Gilligan's Islemug. by Silky Smooth April 29, 2004
Get the ponymug. "She has a nice personality" is what you say about the fat girl or the ugly girl because you don't want to say anything mean.
1: "I'm gonna hook you up with my girlfriend's best friend."
2: "What does she look like?"
1: "Um... she has a nice personality!"
2: "What does she look like?"
1: "Um... she has a nice personality!"
by Silky Smooth February 16, 2004
Get the she has a nice personalitymug. by Silky Smooth December 12, 2003
Get the Bull Dykemug. Julianne Moore is a total OWILF!
by Silky Smooth March 22, 2004
Get the owilfmug. City and capitol of the Commonwealth of Puerto Rico; it is the oldest municipality in the United States of America
by Silky Smooth November 19, 2003
Get the San Juanmug. The greatest 80's hair band EVER with hits like "Girls Girls Girls," "Dr. Feelgood," and "Home Sweet Home!" Motley MUTHAFUCKIN Crue fuckin rules, dude!
by Silky Smooth October 27, 2003
Get the Motley Cruemug.