The only reason Vin Diesel keeps getting movie roles is because his chiseled physique makes teenage girls wet!
by Silky Smooth October 29, 2003
This is the guy/girl in high school who was "The Shit" in high school. We're talking captain of the football team or head cheerleader or all-state sports maniac or prom queen or whatever. This is the guy who made all the girls wet or the girl all the guys wanted to fuck. You know "Big Man/Woman on Campus." Ten Years Later, he or she is an alcoholic with 15 bastard brats and a part-time job that pays $6.50 an hour.
by Silky Smooth March 08, 2004
phenomenon in which one's consumption of alcohol makes physically unattractive persons appear beautiful; summed up by the phrase, "there are no ugly women at closing time"
When I took her to bed, she looked like Halle Berry. When I woke up, she looked like Keith Richards!
by Silky Smooth November 20, 2003
a heterosexual three-way sex session, involving either two men and one woman or two women and one man; as opposed to a "choo-choo' (which involves three gay men or three lesbians)
by Silky Smooth January 07, 2004
A man who believes that he would be playing in Major League Baseball, the NFL, the NBA or the NHL if his high school's varsity coach didn't bench him. There are two errors with sports guy's thinking. First, a coach at any level (include the high school varsity team) won't jeopardize his team's chances of winning by NOT playing his best players. Second, sports guy was always a mediocre athlete and his skills diminished as he got older. Sports guy's chances of playing professional sports is less than my chances of dating Heidi Klum!
by Silky Smooth October 17, 2003
Moonshine is illegally distilled homemade whisky, usually with a very high alcohol content. It got its name because it was normally distilled at night "by the light of the moon." Most moonshine is distilled in West Virginia, Kentucky and Virginia.
The only reason that moonshine is illegal is because there anyone who distills spirits in the U.S. has to pay a federal tax. Moonshiners don't pay the tax. Local police usually ignore moonshiners because "they ain't hurtin' anyone."
by Silky Smooth January 27, 2004
by Silky Smooth February 05, 2004