Silky Smooth's definitions

goon

1) an ice hockey player whose sole purpose is bodycheck, intimidate, and pick fights with opposing player
2) someone who intimidates and/or roughs up others for money

1) That number 12 on the other team is a goon! He spent more time in the penalty box than any other player!
2) What! Jones' Appliance Store won't pay protection money? Have a couple goons give Jones a godd "talking-to," if you know what I mean.

by Silky Smooth January 7, 2004

Gilligan's Isle

"Gilligan's Isle" was the gayest TV show ever. Skipper and Gilligan were lovers. Skipper was the butch and Gilligan was the bitch. Why else would Gilligan be Skipper's "little buddy?"

The Professor was gay, too! Marianne and Ginger were looking for love and the Professor was the only "eligible" man on the island. Mr. Howell was married (and kind of creepy anyway, and Skipper and Gilligan were butt buddies. If Professor was straight, he would have made himself the "meat" in a "Marian and Ginger Love Sandwich!"

"Hey, Little Buddy! I'm feeling kinda lonely. How 'bout bending over to pick up my soap!"

"Oh, Skipper!"

by Silky Smooth November 5, 2003

donkey show

an obscene performance in which a woman copulates with a literal jackass

by Silky Smooth October 30, 2003

skeevy

personally abherrant in a disgusting, gross or skanky manner

Bernadette is a skeevy trailer park skank!

by Silky Smooth January 13, 2004

greasy pierre

a "butt release"

rubbing your dick in her ass crack until you cum

Yo mama gave me a greay pierre last night!

by Silky Smooth April 13, 2004

pimpmobile

A "pimpmobile" is a modified Cadillac from the late-70's or early-80's. It usually has a hyrdraulic system to make it bounce. All "pimpmobiles" have expensive sound systems. "Pimpmobiles" are painted loud colors, like gold, green (the color of money), or purple (the color of a king's robe).

Yeah, baby, I know you wanna ride in my pimpmobile. Let me pop some Marvin Gaye in my CD player!

by Silky Smooth November 18, 2003

Kentucky herb

marijuana grown in the grat state of Kentucky

support the U.S. economy and smoke the Kentucky herb -- it's the patriotic thing to do

by Silky Smooth April 28, 2004