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A boy/ girl who conforms to the stereotypical 'ooh look at me i'm a hardman from brixton' motto.They are narrowminded beyond belief, and believe that anyone who does not conform to popular culture (dresses differently, listens to Real music, not that rap junk or shameless wannabes like avril lavigne) doesn't smoke, or DOES have any ambitions beyond pumping jacks at a gas station or serving burgers at mcdonalds is a threat. A townie tends to target a victim's choice of music, when the truth that that townie music is truly awful, and devoid of any tune or talent whatsoever. To simplify it, rap music is just a bunch of losers with over inflated egos talking about themselves in an infuriating monotone over a beat that repeats itself 50 or so times. They do not have a life and waste their childhood hiding behind an image which they could never hope to acheive. Worst of all they glamourise their supposedly harsh lives, when really they're from the suburbs and part of happily married families. They love being sucked off by their bitches who they treat with no respect or dignity whatsoever, but the bitches don't have any self respect either, and therefore do not care how much cum they swallow. In short a nasty piece of work.
'I've been threatened by townies simply for WALKING in tjheir general direction'
by Silent bob April 5, 2004
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An adjective used to replace any other adjective when the use of the actual adjective is not wanted or needed for the use in the sentence that is being spoken in the present time of the sentence speaking when the adjectinve is not being used in the sentence in the present time of inproper grammar for the the sheer pleasure to confuse a complete moron in the state of moronicality.
What the snoogens is going on here?
by Silent bob January 16, 2003
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dount you dair attempt to fairymount me!
you gay muth f***er
by Silent bob November 7, 2004
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i shot the car thief with my shwoogblaster
i killed that dirty shwoog with my shwoogblaster
by Silent bob March 27, 2004
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The whip used to destroy count dracula in the castlevania series, mostly used by belmont's.
Leon Belmont pulled out his vampire killer when he seen dracula sitting on his throne.
by Silent bob February 3, 2004
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(See Furburger)When a pussy is plump and juicy but not tight
Man i fucked a whore last nite and ate her hamburger vagina
by Silent bob January 17, 2003
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