Shwagger 's definitions

Twinkledump

The emission of another man's semen from the anus of a "twink" gay man following anal sex.

"After me and bobby finished last night, I let him take his twinkledump on my chest"

by Shwagger March 8, 2017

Mango Tango

A one-night-stand with a juicy latino twink.

Last weekend I travelled to Guatemala and partook in a mango tango.

by Shwagger March 8, 2017

Bathead

When a blindfolded partner must locate and perform oral sex on their partner's respective genitals, while emitting clicking noises or high-pitched screeches.

"Baby I have something really exciting for us to try tonight"

"What is it?"

"I want you to give me bathead"

"What is that?"

"Shut up and put on this blindfold"

by Shwagger March 8, 2017

Tinder Plop

The act of browsing tinder whilst taking a shit.

Two new matches... What a productive tinder plop.

by Shwagger January 3, 2017