Thot housing

To rip out a wet one and waft it in your girlfriend's face.

Joel farted right in my face today.

Oh girl, once they start thot housing you, it's over.

by Shuaman November 02, 2018

voted for trump

Buyer's remorse. An expression of intense regret.

Wow, that girl you hooked up with last night was fugly, dude.

I know, I voted for trump on that one.

by Shuaman May 20, 2017

Eat Seeking Missile

Someone who can't stop eating, an overweight person.

You'll need to some more of those eclairs, Janet is an eat seeking missile.

by Shuaman April 15, 2023

pre-fire

That period before actually getting ousted from your job. In politics this often involves leaking a false resignation story to the media to lay the groundwork for the real firing a few days later.

I think I got pre-fired today.

Why?

They moved me to a windowless office in the basement.

by Shuaman September 24, 2018

Covid jumping

Moving from place to place to outrun Covid locksdowns and hotspots.

Is Jenna around?

No, she's Covid jumping in Europe.

by Shuaman October 18, 2020

Head of head

Someone who receives promotion beyond their talents because they're doing the boss.

I see Julie was made Head of Development.

Head of head more like.

by Shuaman July 01, 2019

turtle pond

The shitter, bog or crapper. When you have the turtle head you must return it to the turtle pond!

Let's go.

Give me ten minutes, I've got to visit the turtle pond.

by Shuaman December 13, 2016