bunt

To have a fling or non-serious affair.
I'm not ready to date, I just broke up with Julie.

You need to bunt, dude, get back in the game.
by Shuaman October 03, 2018
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Shitty titty bang bang

A sex act where the male takes a dump on a girl's boobs and then proceeds to fuck her tits, using said faecal matter as lubricant.
Why did he dump me? Icedocking, wolfbagging, even shitty titty bang bang, I do everything!
by Shuaman May 05, 2020
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Trumping

To root for other people's misfortune in order to profit from it personally.
Do you think Jeff will get fired?

Hope so.
What?

I'm trumping on this one, I've always wanted to fuck his girlfriend.
by Shuaman November 24, 2016
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Bed bomb

Saturating the bed with farts so that when someone pulls back the covers to get in they get a face full of stale farts.
I like to bed bomb a girl early in our relationship, a taste of things to come.

It's a wonder you're single.
by Shuaman June 23, 2019
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bog snog

Where you been?

Had a bit of bog snog with the barmaid.
by Shuaman October 14, 2018
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In the cement

Vintage term for being in prison.
I wouldn't do take that if I were you, you'll end up back in the cement
by Shuaman March 30, 2020
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The-Spacey-in-the-facey

To be sexually harassed in the workplace, a la Kevin Spacey.
God, it's my boss asking me out for dinner. Ugh, it's going to be the-Spacey-in-the-facey, isn't it?

The heart and eggplant emojis rather give it away.
by Shuaman October 16, 2018
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