Shuaman's definitions

Fucketing down

Raining hard. Play on 'bucketing down.'

God, it's really fucketing down out there?

by Shuaman December 30, 2021

Crumplestiltskin

Having a dishevelled appearance.

Dude, what you come as, crumplestiltskin?
I know, me mam forgot to put the wash in.

by Shuaman May 30, 2021

The-Spacey-in-the-facey

To be sexually harassed in the workplace, a la Kevin Spacey.

God, it's my boss asking me out for dinner. Ugh, it's going to be the-Spacey-in-the-facey, isn't it?

The heart and eggplant emojis rather give it away.

by Shuaman October 15, 2018

trumpfecta

Crooked, stupid and crazy.

When Joey D. got done for shoplifting, what did he do? Went out, got caught again and then punched the cop!

Man, that kid is really the trumpfecta.

Sure is.

by Shuaman March 1, 2018

serial material

A creepy weirdo with the potential to become the next Ted Bundy.

Joey DiMarco just moved in next door to us.

Watch your pets around that kid, dude, he's serial material.

by Shuaman November 16, 2017

Hong Kong Fluey

A racist term for Covid-19.

Oh damn, homes, you sound awful.

Yeah, Hong Kong fluey be kicking my ass.

by Shuaman March 19, 2020

Vaby

Virtual baby. A girl you sext or cam fuck online but have never actually met in person.

Hey vaby girl, where u bin, daddy lonely?

Here daddy, your vaby's wet and whorny. Your cc detes the same?

by Shuaman October 14, 2018