Definitions by Shuaman

Ceramic samurai 

'Oohing' and 'aahing' when doing a spicy poo.

Man that curry we had last night was hot, I was a ceramic samurai this morning.

Ceramic samurai by Shuaman November 20, 2018

Fly walk

The hard end of the cut loaf of bread that the flies have walked all over.

Cut off the fly walk would you, babe, I hate making sarnies out of that

Fly walk by Shuaman November 19, 2018

Knob dial 

Accidental phone call. British.

U call?

Nah, knob dial.

Knob dial by Shuaman November 17, 2018

Vogueing

People who constantly check themselves out in the mirror.

How was your date last night?

Awful, dude kept vogueing all night.

Vogueing by Shuaman November 16, 2018

crunk hole 

The mouth, i.e. where you put the booze or drugs that gets you crunked.

Get that cosmo down your crunk hole and let's go to the party!

crunk hole by Shuaman November 11, 2018

fuzzy and scuzzy 

Pussy and asshole, a la SNL.

God, Anita wears see through panties. Every time she bends over I can see her fuzzy and scuzzy.

fuzzy and scuzzy by Shuaman November 11, 2018

Muthapukka

Excellent or first class. Variation on the Anglo-Indian word 'pukka,' which means genuine or very good. British.

Simon's new motor is well pukka.

It's not just pukka, it's muthapukka!

Muthapukka by Shuaman November 11, 2018