by Shuaman October 03, 2018
A sex act where the male takes a dump on a girl's boobs and then proceeds to fuck her tits, using said faecal matter as lubricant.
by Shuaman May 05, 2020
Do you think Jeff will get fired?
Hope so.
What?
I'm trumping on this one, I've always wanted to fuck his girlfriend.
Hope so.
What?
I'm trumping on this one, I've always wanted to fuck his girlfriend.
by Shuaman November 24, 2016
Saturating the bed with farts so that when someone pulls back the covers to get in they get a face full of stale farts.
I like to bed bomb a girl early in our relationship, a taste of things to come.
It's a wonder you're single.
It's a wonder you're single.
by Shuaman June 23, 2019
by Shuaman October 14, 2018
by Shuaman March 30, 2020
God, it's my boss asking me out for dinner. Ugh, it's going to be the-Spacey-in-the-facey, isn't it?
The heart and eggplant emojis rather give it away.
The heart and eggplant emojis rather give it away.
by Shuaman October 16, 2018