Shrimphead's definitions
1. (n) a person familiar with an inordinate number of skanky persons.
2. (n) a very skanky person who smells
2. (n) a very skanky person who smells
1. Eric is a skankmeister. His sister's a whore and his wife is a skanky whore and his mom has scabies.
2. Jenny is a total skankmeister. She did Johnny yesterday afternoon and he's already on Valtrex. Plus, you can still smell the budussy on his face.
2. Jenny is a total skankmeister. She did Johnny yesterday afternoon and he's already on Valtrex. Plus, you can still smell the budussy on his face.
by shrimphead May 8, 2008
Get the skankmeistermug. Check it out: Kyle just jizzbombed Brett's Dr. Pepper! That kid sure likes to jizzbomb. Be careful when you drink around him.
by Shrimphead May 9, 2008
Get the jizzbombmug. The horror and shame of getting old; especially when approaching the age of gray hair and arthritis.
by shrimphead February 28, 2009
Get the geriatrocitymug. An Italian girl raised by a traditional Italian Catholic family to be a virgin until marriage but since she is, in fact, a slutty hobag, takes in in the ass while she waits for Mr. Right.
Women who are not Italian and do this can also be called Italian Virgins.
Women who are not Italian and do this can also be called Italian Virgins.
BRAD: I don't think I want to see Anna. I heard she's a virgin and I would prefer not to waste my time.
GUIDO: Hey, don't worry! She's an Italian Virgin. She gladly takes it up the ass. If you marry her, she'll probably give you her vagina!
BRAD: Gee, that's swell. I've never had butt sex before so it'll be neat.
GUIDO: Hey, don't worry! She's an Italian Virgin. She gladly takes it up the ass. If you marry her, she'll probably give you her vagina!
BRAD: Gee, that's swell. I've never had butt sex before so it'll be neat.
by Shrimphead March 11, 2011
Get the Italian virginmug. 1. (n) a vagina in Colombia and some other Spanish-speaking countries; probably a short form of cucaracha
2. (n) genitalia; supposed to refer to a vagina but in English you can say it for a penis too because we own the universe and can do as we like
2. (n) genitalia; supposed to refer to a vagina but in English you can say it for a penis too because we own the universe and can do as we like
by Shrimphead May 9, 2008
Get the cucamug. by Shrimphead May 9, 2008
Get the lipjizzmug. a gay person of the Asian persuasion
by Shrimphead May 9, 2008
Get the pingpongermug.