Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808's definitions
A Finance-Broker or Just an Average-Joe Who Embezzles People For Money To Get What They Want/Deserve For Personal Gain or For Pleasure. Most Spartan-Bankers Are Usually Greedy Male Jewish-Lawyers, Latino or Asian Single-Moms, Black or Hispanic-College/University Studies Typically Military-Veterans (Who Were Probably Assigned To The Finance-Corps as Acquisition Managers or NCOs) Who Need The Money To Survive on Besides Their Montgomery GI Bill, and High-School or College Students Who Can't Get What They Want Because Their Parents Say "No" So They Steal People's Money off the internet, typically credit cards.
Bernie Madoff Was Defiantly a Spartan-Banker.
by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 May 14, 2016

so called ruler of the united states of america. congress is typically called "SCROTUS", because they're power-hungry nut sacks, who will do anything greedy to fulfill their selfish-gain.
by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 March 4, 2017

by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 January 25, 2017

when my friend Justin got arrested he told me the detectives marched him right up to the box for interrogation.
by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 March 26, 2018

see, Donald Trump. refers to his comments on using the term "shithole" to describe African countries.
Donald Trump is the original Shitler.
by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 January 22, 2018

constantly begs commanding officer/unit sergeant to be stationed in Japan such as Camp Zama, Misawa AFB, Yokosuka, or Camp Hansen Okinawa for the excuse of a promotion only to be followed by their inner otaku. Many servicemen who are GI-boos have Japanese war bride (waifus) or Japanese war grooms (female servicemen) and have haffu kids who are obsessed with anime and Japanese Culture. Most GI-boos get discounts at anime conventions because of their military service which includes retirees, Coast Guard, reservists, national guardsmen, USPHS, NOAA, USMMC, and Civilian Expeditionary Forces Personnel (guys with the US "triangle" insignia on their uniform with the DOD Civilian nametape)
by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 February 7, 2019

by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 May 11, 2017
