24 definitions by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808

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a person skilled in the art of sexual-pleasure, usually Asian.
that Japanese girl gives great massages! she's one hell of a hand ninja
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a weeaboo who is in the military; a serviceman who LOVES Anime.
constantly begs commanding officer/unit sergeant to be stationed in Japan such as Camp Zama, Misawa AFB, Yokosuka, or Camp Hansen Okinawa for the excuse of a promotion only to be followed by their inner otaku. Many servicemen who are GI-boos have Japanese war bride (waifus) or Japanese war grooms (female servicemen) and have haffu kids who are obsessed with anime and Japanese Culture. Most GI-boos get discounts at anime conventions because of their military service which includes retirees, Coast Guard, reservists, national guardsmen, USPHS, NOAA, USMMC, and Civilian Expeditionary Forces Personnel (guys with the US "triangle" insignia on their uniform with the DOD Civilian nametape)
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a motorcycle cop. usually cause, they've got attitude. (usually the solo-bike sergeants, typically 30 year veterans on the force) refers to Don Knotts.
I got chewed up by a solo-bike sergeant. that pig was such a fifer!
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A person who blames celebrities like legendary-actress Ingrid Bergman for encouraging and urging parents to vaccinate their children against the deadly illness Measles on a 1975 commercial from UNICEF which celebrities like Jenny McCarthy and medical scientists in the United Kingdom blame for children inheriting mental-disabilties such as Autism (ASD), Scoliosis, or even Mental-Retardation, etc:. It's become popular in 2015 and has't been since Bergman's death in 1982.
That fucking cunt Jenny McCarthy calls ALL parents assbergmans for vaccinating their kids against Measles who have Autism.
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a military-chaplain.
a priest, rabbi, imam, or pastor is a combat angel. the title is earned not given.
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crime doesn't pay. Batman's signature line in Pidgin English.
If Batman were one Kanaka dude, he'd say "crime no can pay, so no ack' Joker!". Joker would say "I wen get yo' ass next time, Batman, bumbai!"
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mass hysteria of hispanics and latinos immigrating; infesting our nation. used by racist cops
Los Angeles is a city with a Level Delta Code Brown, thanks to the fact California is near the border
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