Shorty Crunk's definitions

Dicksurfing

Comparable to "couchsurfing". It's when you temporarily relocate to someone's else's bed to save money while traveling.

"Samantha rented out her house for a couple weeks while in Europe. Instead of renting a hotel, she went dicksurfing to save money"

by Shorty Crunk February 4, 2017

nonambition

One who refuses to make their life better hence living in a shithole or surreal world...

Ping has "nonambition", hence it's loser life...

by Shorty Crunk January 4, 2009

snick

snorting related illness,

Yo, just call in snick to work tomorrow!

by Shorty Crunk December 11, 2004

Scamlord

A landlord that rips tenants off by abusing their powers. I.E. like renting out a piece of shit apartment infested with rats, in need of many repairs, containing shit stained carpets, broken appliances, etc...

"Thank god I do no longer have to pay the -scamlord on the 1st of the month. He's a total prick!"

by Shorty Crunk June 8, 2009

Throw Back Whips

An old ass car that needs to retire...

I ain't going on a date with that guy, he drives "Throw Back Whips"...

by Shorty Crunk June 28, 2009

pig wad

anyone who refuses to share their things with you

"Stop being such a pig wad with that"

by Shorty Crunk January 14, 2006

Rollin a Chub

When a person rolls a large marijuana joint to smoke.

I asked if he wanted to smoke and right away he started "Rollin a Chub" for us...

by Shorty Crunk July 26, 2009