Definitions by Short midget cunt

Gay Jesus 

Gay jesus a gay (usually male) individual who is most likely in a chorus or art magnet and never shuts the fuck up leading to a flock (or the correct term) herd of fags surrounding them at all time and treating them as above everyone else

"You know that fat fag gavin in the chorus magnet who never shuts the fuck up?"

"Yea they treat him like hes gay jesus or some shit"

Gay Jesus by Short midget cunt June 11, 2018

titching

The act of itching your tit

"Jennifer's titching over there"

titching by Short midget cunt March 24, 2017

pipehead ass 

Someone whos fuckin dumb, so fuckin dumb in fact their heads like a fuckin pipe because of how hollow it is

"Bitch get yo pipehead ass the fuck outta here you dumbass"

pipehead ass by Short midget cunt March 23, 2017

florida tits 

When a womans tits are so flat they are like the state of florida flat

"She got florida tits man you ain't gonna be able to grab shit its just flat"

florida tits by Short midget cunt March 23, 2017

fuckinstein 

When you give too many fucks about too many things and become sort of a monster because of it

He cares too much he's become a fuckinstein

fuckinstein by Short midget cunt March 23, 2017

pizza chode 

A chode covered in herpes or genital warts so it looks like a pizza

"Ew tom has a pizza chode so I wouldn't fuck him"

pizza chode by Short midget cunt March 23, 2017

enchodelada 

When a mexican has a chode so its like an enchalada but as a chode

"Juan has an enchodelada it's so tiny"

enchodelada by Short midget cunt March 23, 2017