ShoesRBad's definitions

ford mustang

Cars that were great in the sixties, had big ass engines in the seventies, had really bad technology in the eighties, and just plain suck ass now a days. Also used as an adjective meaning something really shitty.

Damn dude when that puked on my lap I was totally thinking "what a ford mustang!"

by shoesrbad March 25, 2003

holy shit on a stick

Strong expression that relays a sense of suprise and even panic at times. Not to be confused with i'll have a shit on a stick please.

That guy is going balls out! Holy shit on a stick!

by ShoesRBad March 21, 2003

french

A person who is of the country France in western Europe. Often mistaken for being rude, the French don't like it when people come into their country and just expect them to speak English. If you speak French to the French, they are very nice. Also they tend to be more liberal, a testimony to their very good education system. However, they smoke too much.

Je suis Francais! (I am french)

by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003

pays to advertise

This is a phrase uncommonly used amongst young males where one male points out to the other that he can see his "jonny," at this point the other male claims that it "pays to advertise" and waves to the ladies.

Guy: I can see your dick.
Guy #2: Pays to advertise.
Guy: not when you are that small, jesus man get an operation that is just sad.

by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003

haircuts

These are only for sissies and the military. They are terribly painful experiences where one is forced to be subjected to elevator music and a person staring at you head for way too long. But do not fear, for we do not need them. Let your hair grow, and let your mind expand.

Haircuts are only for sissies and the military.

by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003

supa

A word that is best used constantly. Supa. Note that the word is a bitched version of super, another great word. However this word is not sufficient in some cases, for those extremely good times, use stellar.

Man that is a supa car.

by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003

stellar

A word that means something is starlike or just about the best thing you have ever seen in your life, or will see for that matter.

Man that car is stellar, I love the new bugatti.

by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003