pays to advertise

This is a phrase uncommonly used amongst young males where one male points out to the other that he can see his "jonny," at this point the other male claims that it "pays to advertise" and waves to the ladies.
Guy: I can see your dick.
Guy #2: Pays to advertise.
Guy: not when you are that small, jesus man get an operation that is just sad.
by ShoesRBad March 21, 2003
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foot

An end of a leg. Used for wwalking, if possible it should go unshod.
Damn that kid is awesome, he doesn't have a shoe on his foot.
by ShoesRBad March 25, 2003
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dick gnome

A person who constantly has their hands down a guys pants, it can be their own, but it just involves going into the dark and spelunking for a penis. Sick bastards. This is not a compliment.
guy 1: Dude that girl has both her hands in that guy's pants!
guy 2: what a dick gnome!
by ShoesRBad March 25, 2003
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Money Mountains

Ski resorts where the skiers and snowboarders have top of the line equipement but fall down on the bunny slope.
That money mountain is where all those people go who can't ski, once I saw one nut a tree when he was bombing down the bunny slope cause he couldn't turn. HAHA.
by ShoesRBad March 28, 2003
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hair

Man that military guy needs more hair, what an ass.
by ShoesRBad March 21, 2003
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haircuts

These are only for sissies and the military. They are terribly painful experiences where one is forced to be subjected to elevator music and a person staring at you head for way too long. But do not fear, for we do not need them. Let your hair grow, and let your mind expand.
Haircuts are only for sissies and the military.
by ShoesRBad March 21, 2003
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freedom fries

An expression to change the food French fries away from the obviously negative conotation. This tactic was used during WWI with German involving "liberty meseals" and "liberty cabbage." The US goverment has not learned anything since.
Guy 1: Pass the freedom fries.
Guy 2: First off they are french fries, second off you didn't say please ass!
by ShoesRBad March 21, 2003
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