ShoesRBad's definitions
These are only for sissies and the military. They are terribly painful experiences where one is forced to be subjected to elevator music and a person staring at you head for way too long. But do not fear, for we do not need them. Let your hair grow, and let your mind expand.
by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003
Get the haircutsmug. by ShoesRBad March 24, 2003
Get the super awesomemug. A word that means something is starlike or just about the best thing you have ever seen in your life, or will see for that matter.
by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003
Get the stellarmug. Cars that were great in the sixties, had big ass engines in the seventies, had really bad technology in the eighties, and just plain suck ass now a days. Also used as an adjective meaning something really shitty.
by shoesrbad March 25, 2003
Get the ford mustangmug. The top most segment of the body of a human, also found in other mammals. This stores the brain and eyes and the face in general. Note: this is also the end of a penis, this also stores all thinking capacity for men.
by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003
Get the Headmug. An expression to change the food French fries away from the obviously negative conotation. This tactic was used during WWI with German involving "liberty meseals" and "liberty cabbage." The US goverment has not learned anything since.
Guy 1: Pass the freedom fries.
Guy 2: First off they are french fries, second off you didn't say please ass!
Guy 2: First off they are french fries, second off you didn't say please ass!
by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003
Get the freedom friesmug. This is a serious condition that effects many athletes, it occurs when a sprinter wears very short shorts and then sprints. What happens is his nuts flap outside the shorts and are clearly visible to all. It is disgusting and must be prevented at all costs.
When Calin jumped long jump he always went balls out and never wore spandex underneath his shorts, hey it pays to advertise.
by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003
Get the Balls outmug.