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A highly ineffective line of artillery built in northern france. This defense would have been effective in WWII however, it was not like WWI so the Germans just went around.
You dumbass, you are terrible at constructing, that is worse than the Maginot line.
by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003

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An expression to change the food French fries away from the obviously negative conotation. This tactic was used during WWI with German involving "liberty meseals" and "liberty cabbage." The US goverment has not learned anything since.
Guy 1: Pass the freedom fries.
Guy 2: First off they are french fries, second off you didn't say please ass!
by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003

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To take a box of tissues and hit someone over the head with it, usually after doing this, the aggressor yells out something to the effect of "I tomatered you bitch!"
After Brian tomatered Alexei he screamed "I tomatered you, you sack of shit, you pink sock, you ass monger, you goat lover!"
by ShoesRBad April 15, 2003

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A higly unprofessional colour of ink that is ugly to look at and terrible to doodle with. It should be banned.
Damnit Alison, stop using that crappy walking stick, its as bad as blue ink!
by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003

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These are only for sissies and the military. They are terribly painful experiences where one is forced to be subjected to elevator music and a person staring at you head for way too long. But do not fear, for we do not need them. Let your hair grow, and let your mind expand.
Haircuts are only for sissies and the military.
by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003

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Cars that were great in the sixties, had big ass engines in the seventies, had really bad technology in the eighties, and just plain suck ass now a days. Also used as an adjective meaning something really shitty.
Damn dude when that puked on my lap I was totally thinking "what a ford mustang!"
by shoesrbad March 25, 2003

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This is a serious condition that effects many athletes, it occurs when a sprinter wears very short shorts and then sprints. What happens is his nuts flap outside the shorts and are clearly visible to all. It is disgusting and must be prevented at all costs.
When Calin jumped long jump he always went balls out and never wore spandex underneath his shorts, hey it pays to advertise.
by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003

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