Holy Holes

religious or "sacred" vaginas or arseholes.
I need to get me some Holy Holes, I don't need no mo' rotten old holes! Down at the church they be singin', "Holy, Holy Holes!"
by Shit_4_Brains September 07, 2007
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Skanktify

To be made skanky.
You don't need to Skanktify yourself, or to get all skanktified to meet guys. They just naturally want pussy anyhow.
by Shit_4_Brains August 20, 2007
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Marieghetto

A semi-funky yet also semi-dumpy small town in Southeastern Ohio; a slang term for Marietta, Ohio, that first came into use by the bored and eccentric local coffee house youth there during the 1990s. A pun derived from the more popular urban slang term "ghetto", but applied to the small town of Marietta, Ohio, and thus the contraction "Marieghetto" came about.
Q: Yes, but is Marieghetto a merry ghetto?

A: Nah, well, sorta, yeah, sometimes. I mean, Marieghetto is Marieghetto.
by Shit_4_Brains July 05, 2007
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Beazist

An affectionate name for a pet, an animal, or a loved one. Derived from the word "Beast", and the name "Beezus" from the Ramona books.
Come over here, Beazist! Hello, Beazist.
by Shit_4_Brains August 27, 2007
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Twelge

He banged her tight twelge so hard the other night that they done broke the bed!
by Shit_4_Brains August 27, 2007
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Porno Master

A person (usually a man) who has an extensive collection of pornography, and usually knows the names of all the major porn stars.
Orville is a Porno Master, and they call him Porno Man.
by Shit_4_Brains September 12, 2007
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crotch carnival

a sex orgy involving multiple partners and a festive atmosphere.
I walked by Ms. Jenkins' house the other night, and through the window I saw a big, raunchy Crotch Carnival going on inside!
by Shit_4_Brains August 27, 2007
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