Pornify

To make (or suggest) something sexual or pornographic that might not otherwise be.
Person 1: "Why must you always Pornify everything?"

Person 2: "Because I'm a horny fucker!"
by Shit_4_Brains September 28, 2007
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Sphinctastic

Something so shitty and bad that is surely must've come from someone's nasty anus.
That show last night was completely Sphinctastic!
by Shit_4_Brains November 05, 2007
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Sodomous

of or relating to sodomy.
Over there is a hooker we call Sodomous Holes, and over there is a person we call Sodomous Maximus. Those people really are quite Sodomous.
by Shit_4_Brains August 17, 2007
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Butt Strumpet

A hooker or slut who likes getting fucked up the ass.
She's such a Butt Strumpet, dang, her arse sounds like a butt trumpet when she walks through town.
by Shit_4_Brains September 04, 2007
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boner crusher

1. A statement said, an action made, or a woman who does or says something that can take a guy right out of the mood for sex and lovin'.

2. Any action that results in getting one's penis hit, crushed or pressed up against something tightly.

3. A woman with a very tight vagina who sits on top while having sex with a man.
Damn, that crazy bitch sure is one hell of a boner crusher.
by Shit_4_Brains August 29, 2007
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astinkmatism

A nasal defect in which skanky smells of shit and piss usually prevent things like flowers and baked bread from smelling properly to the smeller. Either that, or the person (his or herself) is the one who smells like shit, and thus blocks out other more pleasant smells.
Jane was diagnosed with astinkmatism last year. It's shitty for her. But, as a raunchy old man once told me, "the smeller's the feller".
by Shit_4_Brains August 27, 2007
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