skanktacular

Particularly abhorent or dreadful

Damn! That hooker is truly skanktacular.

by Shit Brick July 03, 2003

chocolate starfish

The human anus, specifically when it is encrusted with fecal matter (i.e. shit).

Beware the unfortunate repercussions of poking the chocolate starfish!

by Shit Brick August 19, 2004

shitcake

Feces, human or otherwise, excreted in such a fashion that they form a patty or cake, as opposed to the more common loaf or sausage form factor in which defecation is typically found

When I went into the bathroom, a corn-laden shitcake peered up at me from the toilet bowl.

by Shit Brick July 03, 2003

fuckpiece

A woman whose sole purpose in life is to be a repository for the sperm of any available man.

That bitch is nothing but a fuckpiece,

by Shit Brick July 03, 2003

eat a box of shit

An expletive phrase to be used as an alternative to the more crass "Fuck you" or "Go fuck yourself"; also a more creative alternative to "eat shit", though not as damning as "eat shit and die".

I invited that prick who enjoys listening to Wayne Newton records to eat a box of shit.

by Shit Brick August 19, 2004

jizz mopper

The person(s) on the set of an adult film whose sole purpose is to clean up any stray male ejaculate (i.e. jizz) that happens to have hit the floor or furniture

My friend's dad was the jizz mopper for The Hedgehog's last film.

by Shit Brick July 03, 2003

fudgetunnel

The anal orifice

That guy loves to take it in the fudgetunnel

by Shit Brick July 03, 2003