Shepherdess tavern's definitions

Roger Meshitta

An unfortunate named soul.

Job Tile: Clerk
Candidate: Roger Meshitta
Chances of success: Slim to none

by Shepherdess Tavern February 3, 2005

shade

Someone you shagged but should not have. see tint

Bryony was a shade of robert.

by Shepherdess Tavern February 3, 2005

Pleen

The side of the end of a hammer which isn't the side of the end of a hammer which you use to hammer a nail in, but in fact the side of the end of a hammer which you would use to pull a nail out.

I've just extracted a nail using my hammer's pleen.

He had just nailed his girlfriend's best friend - and there was no Pleen which could undo the work of that hammer (see shade).

by Shepherdess Tavern February 3, 2005

tint

A girlthat you should have shagged but didn't. shade

Stella was a tint of ben

by Shepherdess Tavern February 3, 2005

Piddy Fiddler

Hybrid: equity derivatives trader and child abuser. kiddy fiddler

How could you have lost so much money you piddy fiddling donkey raping shit eater

by Shepherdess Tavern February 3, 2005

The wisdom of schlong

The inability to operates ones brain and penis at the same time.

She was far too fit to use a condom.

by Shepherdess tavern February 12, 2005

beckett proposal

Inappropriate propositions of group sex with a midget/team of midgets.

Failure to get the get the bill passed on the first three occasions left robert with no option but to envoke the beckett proposal.

"Twins had always intrigued me"
Thought Emma, but she had never expected to hear herself excepting the Beckett Proposal. See Spit Roast

by Shepherdess tavern February 12, 2005