ShazzSpazz's definitions

Slumberjack

A very lazy guy who falls asleep at the slightest availability of comfortable seating position.

" Omar is a slumberjack. He falls asleep as soon as he hits the couch......."

by ShazzSpazz October 28, 2006

W.O.A.D

1.) Weapon Of Ass Destruction or Weapons Of Ass Destruction
2.) An extra long and thick penis
3.) Hedgehog Ron Jeremy
4.) Also a movie from porn industry based on Saddam Hussein's "imaginary" weapons of mass destruction

1.) "Hedgehog" Ron Jeremy is endowed with a W.O.A.D
2.) Certain races in Sudan and Somalia are genetically endowed with extra long and thick penises that can be categorized W.O.A.D
3.) MY buddy Omar has a W.O.A.D according to his girlfriends I have met.

by ShazzSpazz August 26, 2007

Bizarrosaurus

1.) Something that is huge, alive and quite bizarre.
2.) A person who is humongous in size and is quite weird.
3.) A variant of "Humongosaurus"

"Omar is a Bizarrosaurus. I don't know how he is able to move himself so swiftly in this crowd....."

by ShazzSpazz August 4, 2007

Humongosaurus

1.) A person who is humongous in size and is quite weird.
2.) A variant of "Bizarrosaurus"

Ronnie Coleman is a "Humongosaurus"

by ShazzSpazz August 4, 2007

Mujahiqueen

1.) A Gay Mujahideen
2.) A Gay rights activist or author of gay rights books

Dan Savage the author of "savage love" is a Mujahiqueen

by ShazzSpazz October 20, 2007

powertrip

The rush one gets when he or she is promoted to a very high and authoritative position in a company's corporate hierarchy and eventually becomes an asshole.

"Watchout for the powertrip. Jack just got promoted as a corporate director for our firm"

by ShazzSpazz July 26, 2005

Narcoslept

A guy so lazy that he won't get up from his sleep even if the house was on fire.

" Yo Narcoslept !! Gather your shit and lets move..."

by ShazzSpazz October 28, 2006