D.G. looks like a monkey
by Shawn B. May 22, 2003


As Prissy McStuffshirt strode across the cafeteria with blood-stained toilet paper stuck to her shoe, Ivy and Marie could do nothing but sniggle and point.
by Shawn B. November 28, 2003

A monkey that lives in somebody's butt, or a very pesky person who you want to feed to a rabid Mako shark.
by Shawn B. May 22, 2003


by Shawn B. October 16, 2003

One who absconds their heart and soul just to get cold hard cash, only to end up lower and even more poor than before when they blow it all on useless stuff and hookers.
Tyson...the fool blew about $2 million on pet tigers when he could have paid for someone's college education.
by Shawn B. August 17, 2003
