Definitions by Shawn B.

CHILDREN! 

Turn into ADULTS! when they turn 18 years old.

:P I couldn't resist

CHILDREN! by Shawn B. November 28, 2003

sniggle

To giggle in an immature but barely audible fashion at something.

As Prissy McStuffshirt strode across the cafeteria with blood-stained toilet paper stuck to her shoe, Ivy and Marie could do nothing but sniggle and point.

sniggle by Shawn B. November 28, 2003

idiotspeak 

A sorry excuse for speech cultivated by teenagers, haxors, and rap/hip-hop artists. Also known as Ebonics or Modern Slang.

Idiotspeak consists of disgusting phrases/words such as:
hizzle
ur
shorty
bizatch
holidae inn
right thurr (?)
nizzle
anything with -izzle on the end
dimebag
gimme what you got for a porkchop
any of Jay-Z's or Ja Rule's recent travesties against music
whoady
finna
fin to
we be
I is
you is

idiotspeak by Shawn B. November 28, 2003

to run circles around something 

When something is better than something else.

Philly cheesesteaks run circles around prunes and stale bread.

to run circles around something by Shawn B. November 23, 2003

UrbanChauvinism 

The common assumption that most UrbanDictionary authors are male. Well, surprise, gentlemen, that's not true! A lot of the better definitions here come from female authors, to be honest.

Nearly everyone here thinks that RatchetBoo's male, but it's really a female. Yes, I said *FEMALE*! That's right, let it soak in those EverQuest-ravaged brains of yours!

UrbanChauvinism by Shawn B. November 23, 2003

Eminem Complex

The absolute opposite of the Oepidus Complex, when one is sick of the parent of the opposite gender.

Josie can't stand her father; she says he's a disgusting hick.

Eminem Complex by Shawn B. November 4, 2003

The Religion Nazi 

One who forces their religion down another's throat in an effort to 'educate the ignorant/unenlightened'. These people are well known for every wrong to ever fall upon mankind, as well as the birth of the atheist and the agnostic.

News flash, guys; God gave us the Bible to TEACH, not to BELABOUR! If they want to be Christian/Jewish/Muslim/Buddist/whatever, they'll do whatever they can to convert, If they don't, don't force them; you'll just make more atheists.

The Religion Nazi by Shawn B. November 2, 2003