Shawn B.'s definitions

hamtaro

Anime show most beloved by soccer moms and little kids.

My three-year old cousin likes to watch hamtaro.

by Shawn B. April 4, 2003

The UrbanParadox

Basically, The UrbanParadox states that most sex/violence/racism/ related defintions get higher votes than those that are informative/jokes/non-controversial.

none needed

by Shawn B. October 20, 2003

baby cannon

A girl who is always making/having babies every time you look up.

R- Did you hear? ShanDeeka's pregnant again and she doesn't know who the daddy is.
S- What a baby cannon! Didn't she just have a baby about three months ago?
R- Yep, this one will be her sixth...and she's what, only 19? What a skeez; she's obviously never heard of birth control before.
S- Amen to that...

by Shawn B. July 24, 2003

doing the fat

A dance inspired by Majin Boo on DBZ Ultimate Battle 22: you just stand there and rock side to side, moving your legs slightly. This dance is best done if you're fat, hence the name.

Buu likes to do the fat all day long with his teddy bear and rubber ducky.

by Shawn B. May 15, 2003

rollin on dubs

To be fat or chunky

LaWiesha is so fat, she's rolling on dubs. She's been like that since she had her last baby, though....

by Shawn B. July 24, 2003

onion fart

A fart that stinks so bad that it causes the eyes of those unlucky enough to smell it to tear up. Also known to be one of the densest of all farts- it takes about 5-6 minutes for the smell to dissipate.

Gross! Sammy just let out an onion fart!

by Shawn B. June 27, 2003

rebel

Somebody who deliberately breaks the rules just so everyone slse thinks it's cool; usually seen getting high in an abandoned washroom/broom closet or at the mall.

That rebel's trying too hard: he should just start back dressing like a Backstreet Boys reject.

by Shawn B. May 2, 2003