Definitions by Shawn B.

tengu 

A Japanese demon with a long, red nose. Said to live in mountains and have a bad attitude. Tengu are also supposedly able to fly.

Our mailman Robert was a tengu for Halloween last year....kinda wierd, since he's 42 years old and still watches Sailor Moon. But what's even wierder is the fact he got more candy than my little cousins.....

tengu by Shawn B. April 28, 2003

Crank Yankers 

A puppet show based on real life crank calls. It comes on Tuesday nights at 9:00 CST on Comedy Central.

My next door nieghbor taped every episode of Crank Yankers, even the one where the little girl says, 'Do you have 8 pound balls?'

Crank Yankers by Shawn B. April 26, 2003

Moob World 

A place with an inordinate amount of men with moobs. Can be used to describe Wisconsin Dells, the beach, any waterpark,Burger King.....The list goes on.

-did you see any cute dudes when you went to the beach?
-Nope, all the guys there had moobs! We're living in Moob World.

Moob World by Shawn B. April 17, 2003

Camaro 

One of the most beautiful cars ever to exist on this big rock called Earth, especially the newer version of the Chevy Camaro. See beautiful.

Lame dude- darrr... Do you want to go with me?
Shawn- If you love me, you'll get me a Camaro; a convertible with a CD changer in the trunk and tinted windows and...
Lame guy- *runs off 'cause he's broke*
Shawn- Whatever..

Camaro by Shawn B. April 17, 2003

Bloop 

The sound made when one farts in water.

Bloooooop bloop!
-Crap! I shouldn't have eaten those fish tacos!

Bloop by Shawn B. April 17, 2003

broken condom

How Half my classmates got here.

Lil Kurt's dad used one....and he regrets it every day!

broken condom by Shawn B. April 17, 2003

unbeweavable 

Too much cheap weave; nearly always seen on Project Pekingeses and bustdowns.

LaWieasha is unbeweavable! That girl has ten different colors of weave in her hair! She should know better than that.

unbeweavable by Shawn B. April 17, 2003