Shawn B.'s definitions

superfag

He has three women going through menopause trapped inside his body, which explains his effeminate proclivities. (ie, wearing daisy dukes)

Everyone hates superfag because he's a jerk-off with deplorabe fashion taste and he doesn't know how to count.

by Shawn B. October 16, 2003

ersatz

Fake, phony; not real.

Look at her, lording it up in that ersatz Gucci outfit...she makes me so sick.

by Shawn B. June 4, 2003

breve

An upside-down circumflex (^) appearing over random vowels in languages such as Hungarian, Croatian and Serbian.

Turn that ^ upside down..you've got a breve!

by Shawn B. November 28, 2003

monatomic

Phrase used to describe an element whose atoms are not connected to each other in its pure (unreacted) state.

Helium, Xenon, Sodium...take your pick

by Shawn B. September 29, 2003

diarrhea of the mouth

Talking too much, usually about something unimportant.

Susie has diarrhea of the mouth.

by Shawn B. April 14, 2003

Leaf Stone

An item from the Pokemon games that helps certain Grass type Pokemon evolve.

Gloom + Leaf Stone= Vileplume
Weepinbell + Leaf Stone= Victreebell

by Shawn B. October 19, 2003

paradox

A catch-22 of sorts. Basically, it means that something counterintuitive to common sense's dictations could be potentially true as well....or in layman's terms, a no-win situation.

You need A for B, but you must have B first to get A.

by Shawn B. June 27, 2003