Someone who is always hugging somebody or sitting on their lap, especially if they are petty, anal-retentive, and a control freak. See Ellen; usually a spoiled brat.
This girl in my French class is a leg-humper.
by Shawn B. April 03, 2003

Someone who just spaces out all the time, usually when they should be doing something productive instead.
I was a Space-Cadet in history class, so I missed all the assignments and I'm going fail this stupid course!
by Shawn B. April 02, 2003

I just want to hug him and squeeze and kiss him and snuggle him.... ack, Shawn getta hold of yourself!
by Shawn B. August 17, 2003

Possessor of freakishly large sideburns and the annoying catch phrase, 'ooh, baby, baby...'. She has no true talent; she just sings the hooks on every song made by Ja Rule or the person whose arm she's currently latched onto in the music business.
Hark! I am Ashanti, spouter of crappy hooks, bearer of huge sideburns, possessor of no talent whatsoever! Kneel before me and buy Murder Pink's latest travesties against music...
by Shawn B. June 18, 2003

by Shawn B. May 15, 2003

by Shawn B. October 19, 2003

Ja Rule and The Parrot of R&B make a good couple because both of them make lame music....if you can call the latter's trite BS 'music'!
by Shawn B. August 09, 2003
