Shawn B.'s definitions

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Good taste in Pokemon...whoever they are

by Shawn B. September 12, 2003

Fruit Roll Up

Flavored plastic sheets rolled up in silver plastic wrappers. enjoyed by flabby, overweight pre-teens everywhere.

I hate Fruit Roll Ups because they stick to my back teeth and then I have to taste them for even longer than I want to....

by Shawn B. April 30, 2003

Drunk Budgie Ballet

See The Dance of the Drunken Parakeet for definition.

Every time I even look at her cage, Polly does the Drunk Budgie Ballet.

by Shawn B. December 6, 2003

beaker sqeeker

A desperate science geek that gets horny and has sex with a beaker.

Timothy Gay is a beaker squeaker.

by Shawn B. April 14, 2003

morning glory

The state of awakening after having an extremely good (usually sex-related) dream, in which the body is extra- sensitive to ordinary phenomena and everything just seems perfect for once. Can occur with both sexes but the effects are much more noticeable (and appreciated) with females. This effect usually only lasts for 5-10 minutes after awakening, so enjoy it.

I can never enjoy my morning glory because my younger brother or mom is always coming in at the wrong time.....

by Shawn B. October 13, 2003

onion fart

A fart that stinks so bad that it causes the eyes of those unlucky enough to smell it to tear up. Also known to be one of the densest of all farts- it takes about 5-6 minutes for the smell to dissipate.

Gross! Sammy just let out an onion fart!

by Shawn B. June 27, 2003

back humper

A person who just follows you around all day, being a pest. They always get mad when you tell them to get lost.

Lil Kurt

by Shawn B. October 16, 2003