Shawn's definitions

walri

The way a stoner describes multiple walruses.

Dude, we went to sea world today, we saw dolphins, killer whales and walri!

by shawn December 31, 2004

soul patch

The patch of hair grown right under the lip. Any self-respecting stylish male has one.

His soul patch was so long, he saved a meal for later in it.

by Shawn March 16, 2003

stretch a cock

When a member of the male species bends over naked, and stretches his penis so as he can touch the tip of the helmet to his tongue giving himself oral pleasure.

I wish that I could stretch a cock like Nick and Patrick do.

by shawn May 27, 2004

Shrubs

Its another word for a party
its a North London slang

oi are u lot goin 2 dat "shrubs" 2nite?

by shawn July 28, 2003

o.o;

1. L0LZ NIGGA U DUN ATE MY CHEESE SAMMICH.
2. See cmcand vote thumbs up.

Bill: o.o;;
Ted: o.o;;

by Shawn July 24, 2004

SoaP

Abbreviation for the movie Snakes on a Plane.

Desmond: Hey Jethro, you coming with us to see SoaP tonight?
Jethro: :'( Nah dude, I gotta take a mondo dump.
Desmond: Man fuck you Jethro!

by Shawn August 28, 2006

Skat

n. the human discharge released from the poopy shooty.

I really have to let some skat out

by shawn December 8, 2003