divoid

An empty-headed diva or divo, someone with a fashion sense but little else in their brain

Omg, did you hear how dumb that divoid's convo was? A lot of words, but with no There there.

by Shawdog April 27, 2019

NND

Non-Negotiable Demand. An unreasonable request by a friend or associate, usually issued the way a petulant child would demand his toy or his blankie.

For those old enough to remember, it was common during the 1970's for militant organizations to set up a table on a college campus and loudly announce "We Have The Following List of Non-Negotiable Demands."

Julius called me and made an NND that I pay his phonebill this month.

by Shawdog December 14, 2012

My phone was trippin'

The Universal Millennial Excuse for damn-near ANYTHING that one fails or forgets to do.

I was supposed to call my gf but my phone was trippin'. My boss asked why I didn't show up at work and didn't bother to call or text and I told him my phone was trippin'.

by Shawdog December 02, 2016

decellulitis

That naked feeling you have when you inadvertently leave your cellphone home and find yourself adrift in the digital world

OMG! I've got decellulitis -- my phone is sitting on the charger next to my bed and I'm lost without it.

by Shawdog October 06, 2016

deswoop

verb: to return a person to the location where you picked them up.

"Oh man, Rob swooped me up so we could hang out at his place. And then he deswooped me back to my door."

by Shawdog January 11, 2012