Shawdog's definitions

PIBR

Phone Induced Brain Rot: The not-so-gradual reduction in our attention spans due to constant use of smartphones, to the point that it becomes more and more difficult to read more than 10 pages or so at a time -- even in a good book.

I started to read "Fire and Fury" and despite it being really interesting, I couldn't plow through more than a few pages at a time. PIBR, I guess.

by Shawdog August 17, 2018

bgdulz

Sport referees:

Blind Guys Dressed-Up Like Zebras.

The BGDULZ called a bunk foul on my team.

by Shawdog March 20, 2022

MMAOICR

Make Me An Offer I Can't Refuse. (A line made famous in the film "The Godfather")

My homie called and tried to drag me out the house. I wasn't much motivated and told him MMAOICR.

by Shawdog May 24, 2016

My phone was trippin'

The Universal Millennial Excuse for damn-near ANYTHING that one fails or forgets to do.

I was supposed to call my gf but my phone was trippin'. My boss asked why I didn't show up at work and didn't bother to call or text and I told him my phone was trippin'.

by Shawdog December 2, 2016

deswoop

verb: to return a person to the location where you picked them up.

"Oh man, Rob swooped me up so we could hang out at his place. And then he deswooped me back to my door."

by Shawdog January 11, 2012