Walking Through Treacle

Describing the thickness of the air after someone stepped on a duck and quacked

I was walking down the corridor and Paul farted a few metres infront of me, it was like walking through treacle

by ShavenLunatic October 29, 2003

Beef Curtains

Piss flaps

Jason Donavan once sang

"I close my eyes.... drew back beef curtains.. aah-aah-aah"

by ShavenLunatic October 29, 2003

Margarine Hater

Posh bird with a privellaged upbringing who believes a bowl of vitalite to be the most "horrid" thing in the world

Posh bird: "Oh gosh, i would never eat margarine, thats for poor people and its disgusting.. just like them"

by ShavenLunatic October 29, 2003

posh tits

Small perky tits worn beneath a thin top. Almost looking down at you because theyre so posh.

ooh, check that skinny bit out with the post tits, id stick it in her

by ShavenLunatic October 29, 2003

stepped on a duck

To guff, fart, break wind or quack

Jesus dude, that must have ripped your ass..sounded like u just stepped on a duck!

by ShavenLunatic October 31, 2003

snedge

Little-known geordie/north-east term for Snow

Hawway man lets gan ootside, theres fukkan snedge everywhere, get yer speedos and t-short leek

by ShavenLunatic October 29, 2003

grumble

Hunched over, kleenex in one hand, cock in the other. Adopting a similar position to a grumbling old man

"Wheres Steve?"
"Oh, hes upstairs having a quick grumble before we go out"
"He's allways fucking grumbling"

by ShavenLunatic October 29, 2003