Sharon's definitions

Diddy

What a rich teen refers to his father as, but only when requesting something.

"Diddy! I want a new Bently NOW!"

by Sharon June 29, 2003

Blanus

the result of too much homosexual but f*cking. It derives from "beeding anus".

Steve: "owwww stop Mick you'll give me a blanus!!!"
Mick: "That was the general idea..."

by Sharon June 30, 2003

A Whiteside

A fat middle age man with a beer gut, he makes love with his teenage son secretly and enjoys it more than having sex with his wife. Similar to a Peadophile but the victim (son) doesn't object to to the love sports.

Kid1: Ey dude, did you hear? Micks old man was busted for whiteside!

Kid 2: Yuck. I always thought Mick was a bit wierd.

by Sharon July 3, 2003

Mojo

A slang term for Speed, the drug. Used by street kids and the homeless.

Bum: "Hey man I'm jacked up on Mojo!"

by Sharon July 10, 2003

battler

An Australian that is always trying to do things right. Unfortunately he always stuffs up and makes a fool of himself. Friends, workmates, family etc. ridicule him because of his misfortune.

Ford Worker 1: "hahaha Steve just crashed the fork lift!"
Ford Worker 2: "Oi Steve! you're such a battler!!"

by Sharon July 10, 2003