Sharksie's definitions

Foo Faaaaaa

A Foo Faaaaaa is a commonly used term for an Irish lady's girlie garden. Used mostly in polite company or in the company of younger children to protect their delicate little ears from unpleasant words such as vagina or clitoris.

I just felt a lovely little tingle in my Foo Faaaaaa.

Can I shove the ice cube up my Foo Faaaaaa yet, Sharkey?

by Sharksie June 1, 2022

Wackle

To gently and playfully hit someone as they make you laugh out loud.

I wackled Darcey as she made me laugh so loudly at her joke.

by Sharksie March 29, 2022

Cugg

A hug that turns into a cuddle. Closely related to the fugg which is a hug that turns into a ... deeper level of intimacy.

Sharkey can I borrow your arms for a cugg please?

by Sharksie August 17, 2022

dunblipping

It's the secure solid state after a period of uncertainty or insecurity; in which a woman fears may lose her man to another. Dunblipping is the realization that she never actually had anything whatsoever to worry about in the first place and all she had to do was have faith and keep trust. It is the awareness that his love for her is so strong that he never was distracted by another in anyway; his focus was always there. Dunblipping is when two people recognize their love is indestructible and cannot be destroyed and taken away. It's a celebration of two ligintos that are meant to be together and nothing now gets in their way. No fear, no mistrust - dunblipping.

Sharkey, I love you and I am done with blipping; I'm dunblipping.

by Sharksie July 3, 2022

GOZO

A gozo is a period of recalibration between two new lovers who have committed to spend their lives together. It is often within the first few dates as the couple are finding how to be together when differences of opinion or misunderstanding arise. A gozo could be mistakenly misunderstood by one of the parties as an annihilation or an unrelenting targeted attack of criticism on him but is in fact some loving communication to help the individuals understand how to find compromise. It's often found to happen between two very headstrong people who utterly adore each other but are also quite set in their ways. As a gozo unfolds it is lucky if the recalibrating conversation is helped along and makes its point with a timely freaky thick black hand hair appearing that one of the lovers makes some weird story up about it belonging to the other person because he knows some girl is New Zealand or Australia or Hawaii or South Africa somewhere that it happened to (I mean...what?). Ultimately a gozo is inevitable as it is part of the process of bonding two lives and families together with commitment, support, strength, love and equality. It paves the way for a happy fair family life and smooths the path in front for the couple

Malta was amazing but the gozo was really hard...apart from the seafood and swimming and the eyebrows and the cannibal fish.

by Sharksie September 14, 2022

Comfartible

To eventually relieve wind after holding it in, in polite company, for quite some time.

The first thing I did as I got off the plane from New York was to make myself comfartible.

by Sharksie March 29, 2022

Nikki-Jay

A Nikki-Jay is when an individual invites themselves into a personal private conversation that is happening between two people; creating an awkward atmosphere. Sharkey and Susie were having a conversation about making chips in the slow cooker and Nikki Jay involved herself giving unwanted advice on how best to do this; thus doing a Nikki-Jay.

What the...did she just do a Nikki-Jay in our private conversation?!?!

by Sharksie May 10, 2022