Sharksie's definitions

Fashion The Gash

A component of do-it-yourself cosmetic surgery to 'fashion the gash' is to create a vajayjay using a 'felling axe'. The axe is delicately balanced on the intended recipient's chin with the aim for it to fall cleanly, fashioning the new clunge.

Critical components of this operation include sharpness of the blade, symmetry of the axe-wound and length of the handle. If the axe were too short it could hit other sensitive areas such as Ma Belly.

Having spent thousands of pounds on surgery to remove the nub and avoid a difficult awkward conversation and necessary discreet tucking, Susie prepared for the final stage of realignment. After being reminded that Sharkey was indeed her liginto, she headed out to the back garden to lean against his cement mixer and fashion the gash for him.

All it took to find true love was for me to fashion the gash.

by Sharksie May 19, 2022

Ma Belly

"Ma Belly" is a seemingly discretionary stage of sexy time between two lovers in a long distance relationship. A stage that may be skipped should one of the participants feel insufficient progress is being made. Sharkey told Susie to run the ice over her nipples and down between her breasts to which she replied, "You want me to shove the ice cube up inside me?" He immediately knew she'd turned her chuff into a chilled water dispenser. She had completely skipped Ma Belly.

You want me to rub it on Ma Belly?

by Sharksie May 19, 2022

Nikki-Jay

A Nikki-Jay is when an individual invites themselves into a personal private conversation that is happening between two people; creating an awkward atmosphere. Sharkey and Susie were having a conversation about making chips in the slow cooker and Nikki Jay involved herself giving unwanted advice on how best to do this; thus doing a Nikki-Jay.

What the...did she just do a Nikki-Jay in our private conversation?!?!

by Sharksie May 10, 2022

Olbas

An Olbas is someone who likes the smell of their partner, so much it really turns them on sexually.

Bubbles received the sexiest smelling work shirt from Sharkey which really turned her on; because he wore it for two days at work (also giving hell to staff as he wore it) thus making Bubbles an Olbas. Sharkey received a pair of Bubbles' panties which got him very hot under the collar and he loved how they smelt thus making him both a pervert and an Olbas. 🤣 Olbas originated from Sharkey's shirt smelling very faintly of eucalyptus

I'm an Olbas because I love the way my partner Sharkey smells and it gets me very aroused.

by Sharksie April 21, 2022

Comfartible

To eventually relieve wind after holding it in, in polite company, for quite some time.

The first thing I did as I got off the plane from New York was to make myself comfartible.

by Sharksie March 29, 2022

Wackle

To gently and playfully hit someone as they make you laugh out loud.

I wackled Darcey as she made me laugh so loudly at her joke.

by Sharksie March 29, 2022

Pasticide

A term evolved after a conversation between two lovers discussing the unwanted resurgence of one of their ex partners; who seemingly simply refuses to go away. 'Pasticide' describes the feeling of frustration for the person who ended the relationship; but still must deal with their ex partner's presence in their life. It represents the inability to get rid of something toxic in your life from the past and the affect it has on the individual dealing with it.

By Sharkey and Bubbles Sat 26th March 2022

Everytime he's around it's like walking into a toxic mist from the past; like a pasticide.

by Sharksie March 29, 2022