Definitions by Sharkey & Bubbles
Fake America
Susie proclaimed 'looks like we're going on an American road trip then 🇱🇷'. It was entirely Fake Americas fault. They immediately issued a Susie-sorry and gave her an honorary doctorate in Monkey-magic from the University of Liberia.
Fake America by Sharkey & Bubbles July 3, 2022
Susiesexual
When completing the application form, Stuart was surprised to see only 'Male' and 'Female' sexualities. Stuarts obsession for one particular Susie made him a self-confessed Susiesexual.
Susiesexual by Sharkey & Bubbles June 26, 2022
Susie-sorry
A Susie-sorry is an apology made inadvertently by a person who is not at fault. It relates to a wrongdoer with a unique set of skills to turn a situation so that the victim feels the need to apologise.
In some circumstances it may even result in an unwarranted refund of money.
In some circumstances it may even result in an unwarranted refund of money.
Stuart apologised to Susie sincerely for what he had done, but on reflection realised he hadn't done anything wrong at all. She had been the perpetrator. He'd given her a Susie-sorry; an unbefitting apology.
Susie-sorry by Sharkey & Bubbles June 26, 2022
Ma belly
"Ma belly" is a seemingly discretionary stage of sexy time between two lovers in a long distance relationship. A stage that may be skipped should one of the participants feel insufficient progress is being made.
Stuart told Susie to run the ice cube over her nipples and down between her breasts to which she replied "You want me to put the ice cube up inside me?". He immediately knew she'd turned her chuff into a chilled water dispenser. She had completely skipped Ma belly.
Ma belly by Sharkey & Bubbles May 13, 2022
Fashion the gash
As a component of do-it-yourself gender-affirmation surgery, to fashion the gash is to create a vajayjay using a 'felling axe'. The axe is delicately balanced on the recipient's chin with the aim for it to fall cleanly, fashioning the new chuff.
Critical components of this operation include the sharpness of the blade, the symmetrical nature of the axe-wound, and the length of the handle. If the axe were to fall short it could risk other features such as "ma belly".
Critical components of this operation include the sharpness of the blade, the symmetrical nature of the axe-wound, and the length of the handle. If the axe were to fall short it could risk other features such as "ma belly".
Having spent £6,000 on removing a penis, to avoid a difficult conversation and some discreet tucking on her first evening with Stuart, Susie was prepared for the final stage of her transition. After being reminded that Stuart was indeed her liginto, she headed out to the back garden to fashion the gash.
Fashion the gash by Sharkey & Bubbles May 13, 2022
Two squirrels in a walnut tree
Stuart was feeling "chirpy" as he watched two squirrels in a walnut tree from his bed. Because Susie's mind was typically in the gutter, she assumed this to be a euphemism for the contents of Stuart's underwear. If only she had double carpeted her bottom step!
Two squirrels in a walnut tree by Sharkey & Bubbles May 7, 2022
Written in the chips
If you believe that something is written in the stars, you believe that it will be made to happen by a force that controls the future.
However, when something is written in the chips then it also becomes folklore within the Facebook Crockpot cooking community.
However, when something is written in the chips then it also becomes folklore within the Facebook Crockpot cooking community.
Susie made it so that her and Stuart's love would be written in the stars forever. Stuart had it written in the chips. Only then did Karen, James and their slow cooking companions know that Stuart did in fact love Susie. She was his liginto.
Written in the chips by Sharkey & Bubbles April 10, 2022