Sharkey & Bubbles's definitions
When completing the application form, Stuart was surprised to see only 'Male' and 'Female' sexualities. Stuarts obsession for one particular Susie made him a self-confessed Susiesexual.
by Sharkey & Bubbles June 26, 2022
Get the Susiesexualmug. In any long distance relationship between lovers and following an evening of intimate chat, "let's sleep" signifies an intention to rest that is quickly overtaken by an act of intense masturbation.
Susie sent Stuart an intimate selfie from her bed. They wanted one another intensely, but it was late and they were miles apart. Knowing they both had work the next day, she encouraged him to rest saying let's sleep. A state of fluzziness ensued and moments later both Stuart and Susie were masturbating furiously such was their carnal desire for one another.
by Sharkey & Bubbles July 11, 2022
Get the Let's sleepmug. A gold digger with a penchant for tugging unceremoniously on the penis of a nervous English gentleman she picked up at an airport. As the tuggee, he now visits her regularly and together they spend time in the largest cave in Northern Ireland.
Tugger Robinson watched him undress through the clear glass toilet door, her hands sweaty and clenched, ready for the tug. This had not been what the Discovery Channel film crew were expecting when they signed up to do a one off Australian Gold Hunters Irish special. Losses were later recouped through adding a chicka-wow-wow sound track and uploading the video (misappropriated as nugget porn) to the internet.
by Sharkey & Bubbles August 29, 2023
Get the Tugger Robinsonmug. "Ma belly" is a seemingly discretionary stage of sexy time between two lovers in a long distance relationship. A stage that may be skipped should one of the participants feel insufficient progress is being made.
Stuart told Susie to run the ice cube over her nipples and down between her breasts to which she replied "You want me to put the ice cube up inside me?". He immediately knew she'd turned her chuff into a chilled water dispenser. She had completely skipped Ma belly.
by Sharkey & Bubbles May 13, 2022
Get the Ma bellymug. A compound word that describes a future journey that recognises the similarities between dreaming and planning to achieve a mutually desired outcome.
It is a cognitive approach whereby two different people can visualise a fixed point in the future, but also remain playful with it to establish a route to achieving their objective.
When the concepts of dreaming and planning come together, the resulting dream plan is formed.
It is a cognitive approach whereby two different people can visualise a fixed point in the future, but also remain playful with it to establish a route to achieving their objective.
When the concepts of dreaming and planning come together, the resulting dream plan is formed.
Whereas Susie prefers to establish a fixed plan as to how she will eventually meet Stuart, he endeavours to make his dreams of meeting Susie come true. Together they dream planned their future that was their destiny.
by Sharkey & Bubbles March 5, 2022
Get the Dream planmug. A Susie-sorry is an apology made inadvertently by a person who is not at fault. It relates to a wrongdoer with a unique set of skills to turn a situation so that the victim feels the need to apologise.
In some circumstances it may even result in an unwarranted refund of money.
In some circumstances it may even result in an unwarranted refund of money.
Stuart apologised to Susie sincerely for what he had done, but on reflection realised he hadn't done anything wrong at all. She had been the perpetrator. He'd given her a Susie-sorry; an unbefitting apology.
by Sharkey & Bubbles June 26, 2022
Get the Susie-sorrymug. Stuart was feeling "chirpy" as he watched two squirrels in a walnut tree from his bed. Because Susie's mind was typically in the gutter, she assumed this to be a euphemism for the contents of Stuart's underwear. If only she had double carpeted her bottom step!
by Sharkey & Bubbles May 7, 2022
Get the Two squirrels in a walnut treemug.