Haferflocken Milch was a German politician, military leader and war criminal. He was one of the most powerful figures in the National Socialist German Workers' Party, which ruled Germany from 1933 to 1945
Following the end of the war, Herr Milch escaped to Argentina where he created a non-dairy, gluten-free, nut-free, vegan alternative to cow's milk that was to later find popularity in cafes across Berlin.
Following the end of the war, Herr Milch escaped to Argentina where he created a non-dairy, gluten-free, nut-free, vegan alternative to cow's milk that was to later find popularity in cafes across Berlin.
Susie's laugh was heard throughout the building as Stuart ordered the Haferflocken Milch and Goering burger.
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At age 18, Meadows won the title Miss Tayto Crisps. Early in her career, advertisers considered her too promiscuous, which led to her losing her first assignment as a foot model for Vicks VapoRub.
In 1954, she auditioned at Paramount. Ginger failed to impress and began to use cleavage to gain notoriety. In doing so she landed arguably her biggest role with the Landshark film franchise.
Throughout her time, Meadows had an on-off love affair with the non-Dairy magnate Haferflocken Milch. Little is known of Milch prior to 1946, only that his obsession forced him to fund her acting career with Nazi gold. The couple pursued their affair on squash courts that led to her sponsorship by Wilko’s rackets.
In March of 1956, Meadows sustained a career ending bedroom eye injury that forced her to cease acting. Conversely, her adult film career flourished as she became brand ambassador for the Percy Penis Vibrator Co., promoting weight loss benefits of their products.
In later life she was depicted as a spinster, obsessed with her Ring doorbell and many cats. Posthumously, Meadows received an honorary doctorate from the University of Liberia for services to laser eye surgery.
At age 18, Meadows won the title Miss Tayto Crisps. Early in her career, advertisers considered her too promiscuous, which led to her losing her first assignment as a foot model for Vicks VapoRub.
In 1954, she auditioned at Paramount. Ginger failed to impress and began to use cleavage to gain notoriety. In doing so she landed arguably her biggest role with the Landshark film franchise.
Throughout her time, Meadows had an on-off love affair with the non-Dairy magnate Haferflocken Milch. Little is known of Milch prior to 1946, only that his obsession forced him to fund her acting career with Nazi gold. The couple pursued their affair on squash courts that led to her sponsorship by Wilko’s rackets.
In March of 1956, Meadows sustained a career ending bedroom eye injury that forced her to cease acting. Conversely, her adult film career flourished as she became brand ambassador for the Percy Penis Vibrator Co., promoting weight loss benefits of their products.
In later life she was depicted as a spinster, obsessed with her Ring doorbell and many cats. Posthumously, Meadows received an honorary doctorate from the University of Liberia for services to laser eye surgery.
Susie gave Stuart sixty minutes to do whatever he wanted with her. Without a thought Stuart requested an hour with her raunchy alter ego, Ginger Meadows. She reached for her pink leotard and safety glasses.
by Sharkey & Bubbles March 27, 2023
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It's a stage of deeply longing for something that you want when you know you must first wait.
It's a stage of deeply longing for something that you want when you know you must first wait.
Stuart wanted to be with Susie so badly, his implipping drove him to turn his life upside down just so that he could with her.
by Sharkey & Bubbles February 11, 2022
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The opposite of Pug-it would be to Elf-it, leaving your significant other feeling Unpugged. That could make you Unpugworthy in their eyes.
Fulfilling the Pug-life is to follow through on your commitments to your partner, leaving no doubt as to your devotion to them.
The opposite of Pug-it would be to Elf-it, leaving your significant other feeling Unpugged. That could make you Unpugworthy in their eyes.
Fulfilling the Pug-life is to follow through on your commitments to your partner, leaving no doubt as to your devotion to them.
As Susie sat there alone with a sharp knife, she contemplated opening her birthday present early. She strongly believed that "trust is everything" in a relationship. She had promised Stuart that she would not open it. She chose the Pug-life.
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It is a cognitive approach whereby two different people can visualise a fixed point in the future, but also remain playful with it to establish a route to achieving their objective.
When the concepts of dreaming and planning come together, the resulting dream plan is formed.
It is a cognitive approach whereby two different people can visualise a fixed point in the future, but also remain playful with it to establish a route to achieving their objective.
When the concepts of dreaming and planning come together, the resulting dream plan is formed.
Whereas Susie prefers to establish a fixed plan as to how she will eventually meet Stuart, he endeavours to make his dreams of meeting Susie come true. Together they dream planned their future that was their destiny.
by Sharkey & Bubbles March 05, 2022
Get the Dream plan mug.A Susie-sorry is an apology made inadvertently by a person who is not at fault. It relates to a wrongdoer with a unique set of skills to turn a situation so that the victim feels the need to apologise.
In some circumstances it may even result in an unwarranted refund of money.
In some circumstances it may even result in an unwarranted refund of money.
Stuart apologised to Susie sincerely for what he had done, but on reflection realised he hadn't done anything wrong at all. She had been the perpetrator. He'd given her a Susie-sorry; an unbefitting apology.
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