The Pee-Wee Herman of news punditry. A goofball extraordinaire who defies conventional wisdom by maintaining a loyal audience.
Caller: I'm asking you a logical question!
Glenn Beck: I'm giving you a logical answer!
Caller: You don't have logic!
Glenn Beck: You're right.
Caller: Where's your logic? What would you do? I'm asking you, "What would you do to change this healthcare system for the better?" After all, everytime you people bring up cost, you don't care about the trillions of dollars going to the banks and all the credit card companies...
Glenn Beck: Cathy, GET OFF MY PHONE!!! GET OFF MY PHONE YOU LITTLE PINHEAD!!! I DON'T CARE!!! YOU PEOPLE DON'T CARE ABOUT THE TRILLIONS!!! GET OFF MY PHONE!!! I'M GOING TO LOSE MY MIND TODAY!!!!
Glenn Beck: I'm giving you a logical answer!
Caller: You don't have logic!
Glenn Beck: You're right.
Caller: Where's your logic? What would you do? I'm asking you, "What would you do to change this healthcare system for the better?" After all, everytime you people bring up cost, you don't care about the trillions of dollars going to the banks and all the credit card companies...
Glenn Beck: Cathy, GET OFF MY PHONE!!! GET OFF MY PHONE YOU LITTLE PINHEAD!!! I DON'T CARE!!! YOU PEOPLE DON'T CARE ABOUT THE TRILLIONS!!! GET OFF MY PHONE!!! I'M GOING TO LOSE MY MIND TODAY!!!!
by Shareeb4Prez September 24, 2009
A person who is either a complete piece of shit or an outstanding person. Whenever a customer walks on the lot, he or she (or they) could be working with the biggest idiot on the planet, simply because most car dealerships will hire anyone. Most dealerships will hire the fattest, dumbest piece of shit on the planet and give he or she the privilege of moving cars on the lot, much less go on test drives with potential buyers
customer: are we dealing a person who knows what he is doing?
customer spouse: i don't care. i hate you and i hate life.
car salesman: as much as i don't give a shit about your shitty love life, did you know this car comes with airbags?
customer spouse: i don't care. i hate you and i hate life.
car salesman: as much as i don't give a shit about your shitty love life, did you know this car comes with airbags?
by Shareeb4Prez February 26, 2008
A link some guy created when referring to "tldr." The fact you have clicked on this link probably means you have seen all there is to see on the Internet. Go outside, get some exercise.
Bob: I clicked on ˈæm·brɔ
Steve: wow, I didn't know that was possible. You need to get a life
Steve: wow, I didn't know that was possible. You need to get a life
by Shareeb4Prez November 28, 2010
When a man walks into a room and all the weak men's anuses pucker. Not a homosexual thing. Like when a dog humps another dog of the same sex.
Guy 1: Oh shit, here comes the boss. My asshole just puckered.
Guy 2: Obviously someone has established dominance.
Guy 2: Obviously someone has established dominance.
by Shareeb4Prez August 12, 2009
n. Choker.
Ex.1--In 1993, while playing for Michigan, sophomore forward Chris Webber called timeout in the Men's NCAA Division I Championship game down by two points with 11 seconds left in the second half. This resulted in the team being charged with a technical foul because it didn't have any timeouts remaining.
Ex.2--In the 2002 NBA Western Conference Championship Game 7, Webber went 3 for 10 for field goals in the fourth quarter and overtime, resulting in a loss of series.
Ex.3--In the 2003 NBA Western Conference Semifinals, Webber fell down untouched while running with the ball to the basket. The result was a season-ending knee injury.
Ex.4--In 2007, the Philadelphia 76ers gave Webber a $25 million buyout of contract after two years of play. In other words, they paid him NOT to play for them.
see also: "over paid," "over rated,"
Ex.1--In 1993, while playing for Michigan, sophomore forward Chris Webber called timeout in the Men's NCAA Division I Championship game down by two points with 11 seconds left in the second half. This resulted in the team being charged with a technical foul because it didn't have any timeouts remaining.
Ex.2--In the 2002 NBA Western Conference Championship Game 7, Webber went 3 for 10 for field goals in the fourth quarter and overtime, resulting in a loss of series.
Ex.3--In the 2003 NBA Western Conference Semifinals, Webber fell down untouched while running with the ball to the basket. The result was a season-ending knee injury.
Ex.4--In 2007, the Philadelphia 76ers gave Webber a $25 million buyout of contract after two years of play. In other words, they paid him NOT to play for them.
see also: "over paid," "over rated,"
Chris Webber does not have a championship ring.
Chris Webber will not be on the cover of Wheaties (i.e. "Breakfast of Champions")
Chris Webber is the Dan Marino of the NBA, except without all the records and Hall of Fame status, or having played for the same team his entire career.
Chris Webber will not be on the cover of Wheaties (i.e. "Breakfast of Champions")
Chris Webber is the Dan Marino of the NBA, except without all the records and Hall of Fame status, or having played for the same team his entire career.
by Shareeb4Prez August 05, 2008
A car for men who are not man enough to handle a real muscle car, such as the Dodge Charger. Most often, this car is for men who might be married, but they still spend 5-10% of their days questioning whether they should become a homosexual.
Men who buy these cars are often thought of as "gay" or "stupid" by men who buy American muscle cars.
Men who buy these cars are often thought of as "gay" or "stupid" by men who buy American muscle cars.
Timothy wanted to buy an American muscle car until he was turned off by his sales experience with the store that sells them, simply because he is a dumb ass and will believe all the bullshit the salesmen at the Mitsubishi dealership. This is why he bought the Lancer Evolution.
Tim: Do you like my Lancer Evo dude?
Steve: No. It's a girl's car.
Tim: What?
Steve: You should have bought a Dodge Charger.
Tim: But this comes with a standard transmission and it's All Wheel Drive. I can't get a standard transmission on a Dodge Charger.
Steve: Yes, it does have those accessories, but it also is a vehicle for homosexuals. Do you enjoy penis on a regular occasion, or do you deny your preference for penis and believe the bullshit your therapist tells you?
Tim: Do you like my Lancer Evo dude?
Steve: No. It's a girl's car.
Tim: What?
Steve: You should have bought a Dodge Charger.
Tim: But this comes with a standard transmission and it's All Wheel Drive. I can't get a standard transmission on a Dodge Charger.
Steve: Yes, it does have those accessories, but it also is a vehicle for homosexuals. Do you enjoy penis on a regular occasion, or do you deny your preference for penis and believe the bullshit your therapist tells you?
by Shareeb4Prez February 24, 2008