The Country of France

The Country of France. They are the inventors of the six gear tanks (5 reverse, 1 forward) and also have the highest cotton per capita of any nation in the world. They are organized and well prepared. Germany's visit in 1940 provides a great example: store owners had changed their signs to German weeks in advance, children in school recited German instead of the usual French, and the gardeners were working extra hard to put trees up in time for the German soldiers to walk in the shade.
France is also a wonderful teacher. When the US asked France to help them in the "War against Terrorism", France agreed. The next day, the French were setting up workshops in Afghanistan teaching the Taliban how to surrender. France is a large country, but they are peaceful and have never fought a war in history, contrary to popular belief. This is the Country of France.
Q: Where do you find 92,000,000 french jokes?

A: In France.
by SharD October 08, 2004
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U.S. Bombs

A really good punk-rock band. Their music is sort of '77-ish.
U.S. Bombs ownz, check them out!
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a twinkie

1. Snack cake, dry as cardboard. Light and creamy interior but rough exterior. Goes well with milk.

2. Yellow on the outside. White on the inside. Usually applies to middle class Asian-Americans.
1. M.L.Y. is a twinkie.
2. M.L.Y. is a twinkie.
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marines

The ones who actually have to do the dirty work when the government goes to war. They are renowned for being the toughest, and for acting on order without question.
The President may have ordered the strike, but the Marines are the ones who will die for it.
by Shard April 21, 2005
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IIUU

Stands for "illegal, immoral, unhealthy, unsafe." Applies to a lot of things. Used by several youth groups as a mantra or a sign of solidarity or pledging. You'll often see graffiti of it in rough urban areas. Pronounced double I double U.
"Anything IIUU
Is something I will never do
Because it hurts me
And it hurts you"
by shard April 15, 2005
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TCP/IP

According to JerkCity comic number 486, a transporty layer designed specifically for porn/gayness/etc.
What is TCP/IP used for? Porn and gayness, mostly.
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gothling

A person who shows an interest in being goth yet doesnt show the essential qualities.
For example, Carling is a gothling.
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