Mundelein

A suburb of around 30,000 people north of Chicago. Somewhat the ghetto of the north suburbs, if such a thing can be imagined. It used to be popular for the elite of Chicago to have a house on Diamond Lake back in the seventies, but the trend died. Mundelein is now known for a consistently bad football team, lots of high school pregnancies and arrests, having nothing to do except hang out in parking lots or at the Baskin Donuts, and a rather large Mexican population. Is basically a less industrialized version of Vernon Hills and a poorer and less snobby version of Libertyville.
"Hey, I know, let's go to Mundelein tonight!"
"Great!...bowling, or donuts?"
by Shannon L.W. March 08, 2006
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hardcore

A more extreme version of a dare. Rules:

1. You can't turn down a hardcore. It's just unacceptable.

2. You can't overuse a hardcore. It must be reserved for very special occasions.

3. You can't hardcore someone to do something that you yourself would not do, i.e. you can't hardcore someone to jump off a nine-story building.
If you were hardcore, you would walk up to that guy over there and tell him you saw his picture in the dictionary next to "sexy."
by Shannon L.W. December 30, 2005
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coochie spiders

Spiders or any other kind of bug that may be in a nasty lake while skinny-dipping. Named for the small but very frightening possibility that they may disappear into unsavory places on a girl's body where they will lay eggs that will hatch and emerge at a very inconvenient time and place.
by Shannon L.W. March 21, 2006
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emo chair

The chair in any seating area that is somehow removed from the main area, with other chairs and couches, so whoever sits in it appears to be emo. Can also be a bean bag or pillow. Often placed in a corner.
"Joe, there's an empty spot here on the couch -- get out of the emo chair and come be social."
by Shannon L.W. January 09, 2008
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first date syndrome

A condition which involves the ability to have a great first date, but never experience a second for some reason. The first dates often come in a string together. Can be caused by bad breakups, commitment issues, or bad end-of-date kissing skills. Not to be confused with playing the field, which implies not having a second date by choice.
"Are you going to see him again?"
"Are you kidding? I have first date syndrome. I'll be out with someone else next week."
by Shannon L.W. January 28, 2006
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La Vie Boheme

Translation: The bohemian life. A song from the musical RENT, in the format of a toast to the life of a poor artist. Has become an anthem of sorts for many artists of all kinds. A must-know song and principle for anyone intending to make a career in the arts.
To riding your bike midday past the three-piece suits
To fruits, to no absolutes, to Absolut
To choice, to the Village Voice
To any passing fad
To being an us for once, instead of a them
La Vie Boheme!
by Shannon L.W. April 06, 2006
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porno date

A date you go on for the sole purpose of what you know is going to happen at the end of it.
The guy wasn't really her type, but considering his looks and how long it had been since she'd been with a guy, she agreed to a porno date.
by Shannon L.W. August 07, 2005
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