globlett

a turd wider than it is long, usually takes a long time to shit out and not impressive when the releasor views between his legs to see the tiny crap that took an hour to plop in the bowl.

Sorry I missed the wedding, I had to pass a globlett in my little sisters bathroom.

by shane March 30, 2004

bantam

Bantam is Batman spelled incorrectly.

Oh my farking god! Bantam touched me! Err, Batman! (Damn you all!)

by Shane April 05, 2005

gear whore

Originated with fly fishermen who have to have every cool,expensive piece of gear there is. Now broadly applies to anyone who has to have the all the cool, expensive gear associated with their hobby of choice.

That guy with all the ski equipment is a real gear whore.

by shane December 04, 2004

shit itch

Used to describe anything that is very annoying.

That really makes my Shit Itch!

by Shane November 07, 2003

Panna

Same as nutmeg

I just gave u a panna

by Shane June 25, 2004

airbus

European manufacture of glued together airplanes (composites). Their latest jet the A380 carries up to 800-some people. boeingthus, is the schiznit cuz it made the 777! YEA-AH! But, Airbus is cool too.

I'm scheduled on an Airbus A319 today. (Note to self: bring glue).

by Shane February 20, 2005

Chode

A penis that is wider than it is long.

Ha ha look at his wide, short chode!

by Shane June 19, 2004