Shane's definitions

mellet

karl mellan. add the words MELLAN and MULLET together. et voila- MELLET! haha! mellet you fucking fag. away and fuck some guy.

my GOD mellet is gay!

by shane March 23, 2004

hudini

a sexual remover where the male is getting a feamle from the back. while doing this he pulls out and spits on her back. when the female turns around he busts in her eyes and all over her face.

"dude i gave her a hudini last night

by shane March 13, 2004

shnowzer

a person who get fucked in the ass and then the same person doing the fucking blows in the ass and trys to get the wind to come out of the pussy and if it happends she has twins

after douglas and black got done with the shnowzer douglas was pregnent onces again

by shane February 21, 2004

verkakte

Shitty (from "kaka"); beshitted

I can't work in this verkakte chair.

by Shane February 19, 2004

secure

1. To fasten, or hold down

2. To protect

1. I like my hands secured to the bed durring sex

2. Secure the fort!

by shane February 13, 2004

cumdumplin

A fat or overweight ho. Someone who has too much sex and is fat. One who resembles a dumpling.

Jason's mistress is so fat she's a cumdumplin. She's also screwin Joe and me too.

by Shane January 12, 2004

Tranky

A young woman between the teens and twenty's who dresses slutty. A cross between "trashy" and "stanky" = tranky.
A gal who shows camel toe, wears low cut jeans that hug the butt, shows her belly button and wears too much make-up in a suggestive way. The way she acts is also a consideration.

Joe was busy checking out the girls at the mall when this cute little twenty something stolled by trolling for stank. He gazed at her camel toe and mooseknuckle and said "Damn, she's tranky".

by Shane December 29, 2003