Definitions by Shane

mellet 

karl mellan. add the words MELLAN and MULLET together. et voila- MELLET! haha! mellet you fucking fag. away and fuck some guy.

my GOD mellet is gay!

mellet by shane March 23, 2004

hudini 

a sexual remover where the male is getting a feamle from the back. while doing this he pulls out and spits on her back. when the female turns around he busts in her eyes and all over her face.

"dude i gave her a hudini last night

hudini by shane March 13, 2004

shnowzer 

a person who get fucked in the ass and then the same person doing the fucking blows in the ass and trys to get the wind to come out of the pussy and if it happends she has twins

after douglas and black got done with the shnowzer douglas was pregnent onces again

shnowzer by shane February 21, 2004

verkakte 

Shitty (from "kaka"); beshitted

I can't work in this verkakte chair.

verkakte by Shane February 19, 2004

secure 

1. To fasten, or hold down

2. To protect

1. I like my hands secured to the bed durring sex

2. Secure the fort!

secure by shane February 13, 2004

cumdumplin 

A fat or overweight ho. Someone who has too much sex and is fat. One who resembles a dumpling.

Jason's mistress is so fat she's a cumdumplin. She's also screwin Joe and me too.

cumdumplin by Shane January 12, 2004

moosenugget

An overly large camel toe that drapes over the seam of very tight jeans worn by a hefty woman. Usually to one side, this moosenugget is overly noticeable.

Jason was checking camel toes when this large gal walked into his view scratching her moosenugget.

moosenugget by Shane December 29, 2003