Shane's definitions

Owned

To describe something or someone that has been beating in anyway. Whenever someone is subject to humilation.

Whoa, D00D, you got owned. This is after he or she has had something happen to him or her that is not good.

by Shane August 8, 2003

Vulcan

Similar to The Shocker but adding an extra finger in the stink.

The shocker wasn't enough so I gave her the vulcan

by Shane March 3, 2005

stepford wife

woman who lives to serve husband does washing, ironing, cleaning, etc. with great joy. also has huge orgasms every time during sex and has sex every time her husband commands.

joe: man i wish i had a stepford wife

by shane August 28, 2004

wuther

a substitution for a profane or comical expression

"grace is such a wuther head"
"what the wuther"
etc.

by Shane March 13, 2005

crackers and mustard

somone's specialty... what they do best

Jimmy is a natural at basketball, it must be his crackers and mustard.

by shane February 17, 2005

bilal

Bilal is the name of the first Muslim African to go and spread the word of Allah and the Koran to Africa

Bilal was a good man.

by Shane December 11, 2004

Jerry Springer

the act of being violent, vulgar, or commiting social no no's like incest, phedophelia, or disgusting sexual acts.

"She went Jerry Springer on me"
"you better watch or he'll go Jerry Springer on you:
"watch your kids and animals, they may go Jerry Springer"

by shane May 13, 2005