rusty trombone

To be rimmed while simultaneously recieving a handjob.


(It has NOTHING to do with "mud butt". whomever posted that definition is completely wrong and a moron. That is known as "scat". The anus is clean while getting rimmed.)
"She tongued my asshole while giving me the best handjob I've ever had in my life!"
by Shane March 11, 2005
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partylicious

Something that's is particularly funky or fantastic, a la funktacular.
You got the beer? Partylicious!
by Shane May 18, 2004
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governator

As in the way of The Hit BlockBuster,

The Terminator

in which Arnold Schwarzenegger played the evil robot that helped destroy a civilization, then went good in the sequel, Arnold Schwarzenegger has been elected for Governor of California.

As the Governor, Mr. Schwarzenegger hopes to reenact his role by destroying the state of california, then rebuilding it when he is re elected, for his stunning 10-pack abs. People will hten recognize him as the hero, but for now hes just...

THE GOVERNATOR
Wow, The Governator really brought us down, but now that hes brought us back up, i really enjoy his great 10-pack abs.
by Shane December 14, 2003
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skillabilities

Went to do something that is technical and interesting way of working something out
by Shane February 05, 2005
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nessie

n. when you take a dump that is so long that it sticks out of the water.
After eating that bowl of oatmeal, I feel like I could lay a nessie.
by shane November 30, 2004
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cront

a term used for someone who is up them selves, rude, self centred and a bitch. It can be applied to anyone you really dont like.
by Shane April 05, 2005
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scoche

A girl from Irvin who likes to have sex with one guy in one day, and then when he goes off to work, she fucks every living thing with a cock. Including all her boyfriends friends.
Colleen is such a scoche, I swear she humped on all my friends after smoking my pole two hours earlier.
by shane December 10, 2004
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