Shaggy's definitions

one eyed snake

A stumpy/long and usually fat or skinny pink, brown or yellow sausage shaped snake that throws up when excited, usually after stroking it. The 'one-eye' is actually its mouth from where it spunks out spunk like a monkey spunky kiss it in the funky area.

by Shaggy October 7, 2003

old hat

An alteration of the term new shoes, meaning to burp.

Fred: (BURP)
Paul: 'old hat!'

by Shaggy April 20, 2005

spamble

the act of rubbing two penguins together in order to produce heat, creats a shrill squeeking sound, somewhat similar to that of rubbing two ballons together

"Shew, its cold dont you think?"
"Sure is, we need heat lets spamble"

by shaggy September 1, 2004

choker

adj.
when a girl puts your dick so far in her mouth she chokes...but not to death.

"dude, last night this girl gave me a choker!"

by Shaggy March 9, 2005

Aiza

Aiza is one of the coolest Canadian's around town. She totally owns the JT and also dominates Hanes HerWay underwear company. If you looked up the word Aiza in the dictionary you would probably find the words, "great, awesome possum, wench, wifeh, totally rad, worship her or die, etc. etc." Oh wait...you just did...

"Hey man, you know that Aiza chick?" "Oh yeah, her, dude, she's so hip she can't see past her pelvis!" "d00d."

Oh Aiza, I know her... now there's a wench!

by Shaggy April 24, 2003

NAFTA

- excessively spicy

Damn, this food is NAFTA.

Hey sugar, you looking NAFTA.

by Shaggy November 5, 2003

Shaggy

A young, male Ohioan who enjoys waxing his armpit hair in the company of Salvy employees

Shaggy can be such a naive dumbass sometimes; I wish he would get a clue.

by Shaggy May 29, 2003