shmeltz

A redheaded vagrant often found in 1) dumpsters, 2)a cardboard box on the corner of sheridan rd, 3) Miami Beach. Creator of the fudgelito. Originally hails from boo city, iowa, where he was raised by rufus.
Dude, shmeltz hasn't fucking showered in 3 days. Amazing.
by Shaft January 26, 2004
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cockjockey

a term used for men who arent really gay but like taking it up the ass continually. either from an overbearing girlfriend or a bullying boss. has no self esteem or penis.
chico man, why'd you let that bitch talk to you like that? you a cockjockey man?
by shaft March 19, 2003
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Tater

Hey baby, lemmee see yo' tater
by Shaft August 06, 2003
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lexus suv

large motor vehicle desired by upper middle class women strictly because it costs the bling or a car paid for by men and driven by women
Any dude who drives a lexus suv is a fucking pussy or Muffy and Buffy went to yoga in their lexus suv
by Shaft January 31, 2004
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bologne pony

euphimism for penis. used with the adj. ride or chew.
oaoww yeah...ride the bologne pony baby
by shaft March 19, 2003
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hockey puck

To "hockey puck" someone is to pee in the bottom of a coffee can or other cylinder and then freeze it and slide the frozen piss disc underneath their door so that they are welcomed by a puddle of urine.
We hockey pucked Jordan twice last night. He's such a dick.
by Shaft March 28, 2005
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managerie

Guys, I have to go. It's time for my managerie.
by Shaft August 06, 2003
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