Shaft's definitions

lexus suv

large motor vehicle desired by upper middle class women strictly because it costs the bling or a car paid for by men and driven by women

Any dude who drives a lexus suv is a fucking pussy or Muffy and Buffy went to yoga in their lexus suv

by Shaft January 31, 2004

cock m00f

The adding of cock (aka; the peni) to the (of moof,m00f)

You're such a cock m00f George

by Shaft May 28, 2003

Jello

a word standing for totally sweet, awesome, nasty, hot, super, etc. Scott is the king of jello and defines it however he wants. Emily is Queen and has no control over the word.

Scott is more jello than Emily

by shaft February 19, 2005

bologne pony

euphimism for penis. used with the adj. ride or chew.

oaoww yeah...ride the bologne pony baby

by shaft March 19, 2003

throwing out an apple pie

An act so horrible that no one could do it on purpose. Johnny Appleseed frowns upon this act, as do hot jewish MILFs who i would like to fuck

Scott was a moron and threw out an apple pie at Mcdonalds

by shaft December 20, 2004

Tater

The female genitalia

Hey baby, lemmee see yo' tater

by Shaft August 6, 2003

metrosexual

A straight man who cares about his looks a lot. very vain, and might even look gay.

metrosexuality is NOW.

by shaft March 28, 2004