Definitions by Shaelyn hater
Assmas
A holiday that falls on June 25th of every year, halfway to Christmas where people all around the world show their asses to their significant other, send each other pictures of their asses, butt sex, or butt themed gifts and sex toy exchange. Assmas always falls on gay pride month.
Andrew:David
David:what the fuck bruh
Andrew:are you celebrating assmas with Bo this year?
David:Fuck yeah! Bo and I got front row tickets to go see Nessa Barrett this year and we are going to tear each other's assholes up in the bathroom. What did you get alex?
Andrew:Alex bought me a hope chest full of Bum Toys this year.
David:what the fuck bruh
Andrew:are you celebrating assmas with Bo this year?
David:Fuck yeah! Bo and I got front row tickets to go see Nessa Barrett this year and we are going to tear each other's assholes up in the bathroom. What did you get alex?
Andrew:Alex bought me a hope chest full of Bum Toys this year.
Assmas by Shaelyn hater June 13, 2026
Lil' boo thang
Andrew:Holy shit Sammi
Sammi:what the fuck is going on?
Andrew:I am looking at David's Facebook, and I saw that he took a picture of his lil' boo thang with rainbow colored paint all decked out for gay pride month. It is up on his OnlyFans.
Sammi:what the fuck is going on?
Andrew:I am looking at David's Facebook, and I saw that he took a picture of his lil' boo thang with rainbow colored paint all decked out for gay pride month. It is up on his OnlyFans.
Lil' boo thang by Shaelyn hater May 28, 2026
Rip girls
Joel:holy shit bro
Liam:what
Joel:look at them rip girls sitting at that table next to us eating beans and broccoli ripping ass. Sharon,cierra, and Michelle are ripping wind together with Brittany the ring leader of the rip girls. They are all nasty.
Liam:what
Joel:look at them rip girls sitting at that table next to us eating beans and broccoli ripping ass. Sharon,cierra, and Michelle are ripping wind together with Brittany the ring leader of the rip girls. They are all nasty.
Rip girls by Shaelyn hater May 25, 2026
Faggot Fucker
Lucas:Matt, I cannot believe it dude
Matt:Spill the tea bruh
Lucas:I heard that Jeff is a faggot fucker
Matt:Spill the tea bruh
Lucas:I heard that Jeff is a faggot fucker
Faggot Fucker by Shaelyn hater March 2, 2026
Tik Tok
A Chinese app that rose from the ashes of musical.ly to promote unsafe sex practices such as so called Vabbing, and it is also used for NATURAL SELECTION
Brianna:Hey Chase
Chase:What the fuck is it
Brianna:let's raid my aunt's liquor cabinet and do that Everclear shot drinking challenge with the hot new Ava Max song
Chase:let's goddamn not and fucking say we did
Brianna:ok, take my fucking phone and film me trying to drink 25 shots of Everclear
Chase:Tik Tok is Natural selection bullshit
Brianna: *opens the bottle of Everclear and pours the 25 shots* FUCK YEAH BITCH, I am about to get wasted bitches
Chase: stop
Chase:What the fuck is it
Brianna:let's raid my aunt's liquor cabinet and do that Everclear shot drinking challenge with the hot new Ava Max song
Chase:let's goddamn not and fucking say we did
Brianna:ok, take my fucking phone and film me trying to drink 25 shots of Everclear
Chase:Tik Tok is Natural selection bullshit
Brianna: *opens the bottle of Everclear and pours the 25 shots* FUCK YEAH BITCH, I am about to get wasted bitches
Chase: stop
Tik Tok by Shaelyn hater August 30, 2023
Pink Whitney
A type of sex when a man goes down on a woman who is on her period and starts to ejaculate and the blood and semen mixes so the blood turns pink to resemble the vodka of the same name
Danielle: Hey Leigh Ann, how was your night
Leigh Ann: I had the best period sex ever, my boyfriend banged my pussy so hard until he got a pink whitney, I feel so fucking happy
Danielle: That sound so FUCKING lit
Leigh Ann: I had the best period sex ever, my boyfriend banged my pussy so hard until he got a pink whitney, I feel so fucking happy
Danielle: That sound so FUCKING lit
Pink Whitney by Shaelyn hater October 5, 2022