Honkey

An American derogatory slur for a white person, used mainly by black people in response to the infamous "nigger". Compare to "cracka".

Alternate spellings include "Honky" and "Honkie".

White guy: My tulips need more water. I have to keep them looking nice and fresh, you know.

Black guy: ...Shit, honkey, you gay.

by ShAdOwZ February 16, 2009

Headline Shirts

The newest addition of T-shirt ads to Urbandictionary, normally advertising with the header "Intelligently Funny Tees". Similar to Noise Bot and Snorgtees, they have jokes on them that invariably fail to be humorous.

Relent
Lessly
Awe
Some

Saw this on one of those Headline Shirts the other day. For fuck's sake, someone call the failtrain.

by ShAdOwZ May 22, 2009

Alliteration

In case you can't understand what the other definitions are saying, Alliteration is a literary technique where words with similar primary sounds are repeated.

The popular phrase "my fine feathered friend" utilizes alliteration.

by ShAdOwZ March 18, 2009

E pluribus unum

Latin phrase meaning "Out of many, one."

Otherwise known as the gibberish on the back of quarters.

Jim: Whoa, what's this "E pluribus unum" nonsense on the back of my coin?

John: Hell if I know.

by ShAdOwZ March 25, 2009

Snorgtees

A t-shirt company advertising on various sites, including urbandictionary. The ads often include girls wearing vibrant t-shirts with stupid jokes on them, extremely similar to Bustedtees and Noise Bot.

A beaver in an argument with another saying "I don't give a dam".

Well done, Snorgtees, but I think I missed the punchline.

by ShAdOwZ December 11, 2008

Bloing Gloing

1. Another word for the well-observed phenomenon in which women's breasts bounce during movement.
2. A character from The Demented Cartoon Movie infamous for his silly and unintelligible speech.

1. Check out the bloing gloing on that chick, yo! She's got some real bouncin' there.
2. Eingity goingity goingity going going going going.

by ShAdOwZ May 31, 2010