flying by the seat of your pants

When you don't prepare for anything or tell anybody anything until the last minute.

John: I didn't start getting ready for our 8:00 flight until 7:30.
Joe: Dude you're flying by the seat of your pants.

by Sh*tsticks May 14, 2018

Crotch Rocket

Your erected dick

I smashed Emily last night with my Crotch Rocket

I jerked off and jizz came out of my Crotch Rocket

by Sh*tsticks October 29, 2018

M.F.

Acronym for Mother Fucker

Harry: I got caught by my mom jerking off last night
Jason: Why the fuck were you doing that you sick M.F.?

by Sh*tsticks May 19, 2018

Off The Cuff

Something you didn't plan on happening, out of the blue.

Jimmy John: Hey bud I need you to come over like right now dude.
John Jimmy: Well that was off the cuff.

by Sh*tsticks June 07, 2018

YGBFKM

You've Gotta Be F*cking Kidding Me

Richard: Dude I just Wrek'd your car
Robert: YGBFKM

by Sh*tsticks June 07, 2018

PTB

Poorly Timed Boner

I was on a date with my gf when I glanced down and realized that I had a PTB

by Sh*tsticks October 10, 2018