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if you have a potato voice, not even a musical education at La Scalla in Milan, Italy, won't help you, and you shouldn't consider singing as you vocation.
by Sexydimma November 17, 2013
Get the potato voicemug. (to, used as a verb), this phrase is said to someone who is doing something meaningless, retarded and idiotic (not to mention potentially dangerous) and they are intelligent enough to know better.
a father comes home from work; his son is in his room shaving the hair off his own balls.
Father: son, you idiot, what are you doing? is this f-sag? i didn't tell you how to, or teach you, to shave your balls. Pigs don't fly.
Son: dad, this is not f-sag. yesterday after class, we went to her house and I had sex with my girlfriend Anna and when she gave me a blowjob and got to my balls, she complained how hairy they were. And yes dad, pigs do, and will, fly, if I deem it appropriate to attach balloons to them.
Father: so okay this is not f-sag, but roflmao anyways.
Father: son, you idiot, what are you doing? is this f-sag? i didn't tell you how to, or teach you, to shave your balls. Pigs don't fly.
Son: dad, this is not f-sag. yesterday after class, we went to her house and I had sex with my girlfriend Anna and when she gave me a blowjob and got to my balls, she complained how hairy they were. And yes dad, pigs do, and will, fly, if I deem it appropriate to attach balloons to them.
Father: so okay this is not f-sag, but roflmao anyways.
by Sexydimma May 4, 2012
Get the shave your ballsmug. a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into their front door. the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. I guess we'll just have to repair the damage, maybe even repaint the door.
by Sexydimma May 25, 2012
Get the a parking ticketmug. (a Quebec French acronym for con qui fail d'aplomb): an offensive phrase, which translated to English literally means an oafish, boorish, clumsy person who spectacularly fails at everything they do, or try to do.
(scene from Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets):
diary-released Tom Riddle : Harry, let me take you back in time, and show you the cqfd who really opened The Chamber of Secrets the first time around.
Harry : if it wasn't you, who was he?
Tom Riddle: i am sure you would recognize him as Hagrid.
Harry: are you serious?Hagrid? But please don`t qualify him as a cqfd
diary-released Tom Riddle : Harry, let me take you back in time, and show you the cqfd who really opened The Chamber of Secrets the first time around.
Harry : if it wasn't you, who was he?
Tom Riddle: i am sure you would recognize him as Hagrid.
Harry: are you serious?Hagrid? But please don`t qualify him as a cqfd
by Sexydimma November 22, 2014
Get the cqfdmug. a) very offensive adjective for a woman who has a big shoe collection
b) a very offensive term for a male that has an unhealthy fetish for women's shoes/feet
b) a very offensive term for a male that has an unhealthy fetish for women's shoes/feet
no matter which definition of shoe happy you choose, if you are an individual that is truly shoe happy in your personal life, please keep your story private if you don't want to be insulted.
by Sexydimma November 3, 2016
Get the shoe happymug. boy a) Arthur why are wasting your time doing a bachelors Degree at Concordia University?
Arthur: because I don't have the bloody grades to do, lol, anything else and don't know what else to do with my life. At least, unlike you, Max, I am not in trade school and therefore receiving some form of education.
Max: that's what our government actually wants losers like you to think, that they are getting an education. Now listen up, kid: "Stop blabbering about life and the purpose of education and go to trade school, like me; you'll make something out of yourself.
Arthur: because I don't have the bloody grades to do, lol, anything else and don't know what else to do with my life. At least, unlike you, Max, I am not in trade school and therefore receiving some form of education.
Max: that's what our government actually wants losers like you to think, that they are getting an education. Now listen up, kid: "Stop blabbering about life and the purpose of education and go to trade school, like me; you'll make something out of yourself.
by Sexydimma May 19, 2012
Get the stop blabberingmug. Look at a real adult king cobra, the snake, that's about to strike and you'll understand the analogy with a king cobra as an arrogant person. When arrogant individuals want to show off their arrogance there is nothing you can do; in the secular world stay away both from dangerous snakes such as king cobras, as well as arrogant people.
by Sexydimma April 22, 2015
Get the king cobramug.