a.i.

A short-hand for "as it is" or "as is "
If you don't know how to solve a problem, leave it a.i. instead of doing something retargerous
by Sexydimma July 30, 2016
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Gas mask

Schmutz that you put on your face, but never f-sag
If you want to know how to properly use a gas mask go to the israeli military
by Sexydimma June 25, 2022
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twat

a) a fanny, or vagina, in British English

b) American English, an offensive term 4 a non pragmatic, non rational male who use his phallic organ to think things through instead of using his thinking cap
if you are a male twat, definition b), you have a problem, and a serious one
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short-handed

one of two things:

a) in hockey, a situation where your team is down a man because one your players is in the penalty box

b) a phrase meaning without any particular effort
person 1) Can Sidney Crosby score a short-handed goal after his injury of January 2011?

person 2): IMHO Sidney Crosby will do so not only short-handed, but also blindfolded as well at the same time.
by Sexydimma June 22, 2012
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praelfie

do not give your praelfie to your boyfriend; even more retargerous would be to put your praelfie as your profile picture on a soc-med site.
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the Unforgivables

(NB: Not to be confused with The Unforgivable Curses mentioned in the Harry Potter series, the u of the Unforgivables must always be a capital U):

a term of respect, awe and fear term referring, collectively, to the legislative, judicial, and executive orders of one's society.

Thus named because, usually, in North America an individual's criminal record is 'unforgivable', remaining with the individual either for a very long period of time or for life.
son: can I grow weed in our backyard? i heard in school it's hip and cool.

father: you can do whatever the hell you please. But remember you write your life in indelible ink. do not get on the wrong side of the Unforgivables, because your criminal record will most likely follow you to the grave.
by Sexydimma January 26, 2013
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better paying job

better paying job

a job that pays more than minimum wage in your society, in your zeitgeist.
son: I don't like homework and I don't want to nigger at McDonald's or Burger King, or perform so other unqualifiable job.

father: I, as a Martian, have a solution for you. shut up, get an education and then later on a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later pull yourself up by your boot straps to become a construction site foreman then hopefully open your own construction firm.
by Sexydimma January 04, 2013
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