Sexydimma 's definitions

Elmo's world

a complete disconnect from reality

dad: son, stop living in Elmo's world.

son : you mean, you want me to stop living underwater

dad: no, I said stop living in a your own disconnected from reality world. people living underwater excuse me, at least have intelligent ideas partially connected to reality, but ideas that are considered beyond eccentric in their socio-cultural and historical zeitgeists. you are, however, even beyond living underwater

by Sexydimma June 14, 2013

E.t.a

Estimated time of arrival

If someone asks you for your e.t.a for a party where a reservation is required, and you can't answer such a simple question, then obviously you have a problem.

by Sexydimma May 29, 2021

nit-wit

a Canadian term for a stupid, silly person

person a) stop being such a nit-wit
person b) what's a nit-wit?
person a) a twit in British English
person b) oh okay

by Sexydimma February 10, 2015

destitute seamstress

an offensive, even possibly misogynistic term for a female hilly-billy, an unsophisticated farm/country female

Although Rosa Parks was indeed financially destitute and a seamstress by trade, as well as being a black lady from the rural south, she certainly wasn't a destitute seamstress, achieving quite a lot in terms of human rights and other social progress for African Americans

by Sexydimma September 13, 2016

frankish dinner date

(Frankish refers to Charlemagne and The Franks): weird looking and unpalatable food,- ioho-, but food still fit for human consumption if religious dietary restrictions are kept out of the equation, because your ethnic group is simply not accustomed to such food.

caterpillars in tomato sauce? what is this Frankish dinner date?

by Sexydimma July 26, 2014

immb

acronym for 'in my morality book', i.e. in my objectively subjective version of morality

a girl comes home from school during a rainstorm, and starts screaming, " yoohoo, parents, get my dinner ready, I want to go a friend's house later tonight.

father, from the living room: young lady, immb, I won't stand for it, your manners. Kodem koll, since it was a huijovij climate outside, take off your raincoat, then go take a shower so you don't schwitz cuhm a chaizer, and then, comme du monde, ask me nicely to prepare your dinner.

by Sexydimma November 15, 2013

grab life by the horns

(motto of the Ford F-150 commercial): one of the possible English transliterations of the Latin phrase carpe diem

If you take the phrase 'grab life by the horns' out it's commercial context , it becomes one of the possible English translations of the Latin phrase carpe diem.

by Sexydimma October 2, 2013