mother: Peter, my favorite troglodithe, it's time to pick up your toys and go to bed, sweet heart.
Peter: Wait, lol, since you called me a troglodithe, my nickname is now Squirtle, as in one of the three starting Pokemon?
mother: if you want, but, lol, my troglodithe Squirtle, please pick up yopur toys and go to bed.
Peter (now calling himself Squirtle, as a nickname): okay.
Peter: Wait, lol, since you called me a troglodithe, my nickname is now Squirtle, as in one of the three starting Pokemon?
mother: if you want, but, lol, my troglodithe Squirtle, please pick up yopur toys and go to bed.
Peter (now calling himself Squirtle, as a nickname): okay.
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Get the Life mug.When, after watching fox news for a while, you stop watching it, even if you are republican and may support fox news overall.
by Sexydimma June 25, 2023
Get the Fox detox mug.A political struggle between multiple individuals in a family or organization, especially a struggle for the position of boss or underboss in a mafia family.
If you're somewhat of an outsider, and your family is in the middle of a tornado jockey, please stay out of it if you don't want a bigger scandal
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something that's
a) a total mismatch in your current environment
b) a synonym for a lemon, i.e a useless, worthless piece of junk
something that's
a) a total mismatch in your current environment
b) a synonym for a lemon, i.e a useless, worthless piece of junk
boy a) flowers, in the fruits and vegetables freezer of a community center (wtf lines appear on his face), make no sense to me.Besides, are flowers human-edible?
boy b: i don't know, some retard brought them in here. people don't eat flowers alright, especially poor people looking for food during the winter at their community center.
boy b: i don't know, some retard brought them in here. people don't eat flowers alright, especially poor people looking for food during the winter at their community center.
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this term can be used, depending on the context, to define either of 2 things
a) a ghetto (socio-economically disadvantaged neighborhood populated, mainly, by ethnic minorities) public school where most, if not all, of the kids have or have had problems with one or more or even all of the following, among other things: being a run-away, truancy, the law, hard core drugs, prostitution, alcohol, teenage pregnancy pacts and curfew violations
b) an offensive term for either the psychiatric ward of a regular hospital, the local half-way house, or for a specialized mental health facility (such as Insitut Pinel in Montreal, Canada).
this term can be used, depending on the context, to define either of 2 things
a) a ghetto (socio-economically disadvantaged neighborhood populated, mainly, by ethnic minorities) public school where most, if not all, of the kids have or have had problems with one or more or even all of the following, among other things: being a run-away, truancy, the law, hard core drugs, prostitution, alcohol, teenage pregnancy pacts and curfew violations
b) an offensive term for either the psychiatric ward of a regular hospital, the local half-way house, or for a specialized mental health facility (such as Insitut Pinel in Montreal, Canada).
a mother finds out her eldest daughter is doing marijuana.
mother: Anna, you know, I don't really see the point of paying for your private education anymore, since, in my experience, once you have started on marijuana, the snow-balling effect won't stop until you crash and you will just keep going deeper. What i can do if you want, is send you to continue your education at the local monkey-house; Ecole Secondaire St Luc is right next door to our place.
Anna: roflmao. I started actually, smoking pot, because I broke up with my boyfriend Evan. And because of my breakup, Ill either crash, as you mentioned, or I guess I can check myself into a monkey-house, since I am just so bloody depressed, I feel like removing myself from society.
mother: Anna, you know, I don't really see the point of paying for your private education anymore, since, in my experience, once you have started on marijuana, the snow-balling effect won't stop until you crash and you will just keep going deeper. What i can do if you want, is send you to continue your education at the local monkey-house; Ecole Secondaire St Luc is right next door to our place.
Anna: roflmao. I started actually, smoking pot, because I broke up with my boyfriend Evan. And because of my breakup, Ill either crash, as you mentioned, or I guess I can check myself into a monkey-house, since I am just so bloody depressed, I feel like removing myself from society.
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This definition stems from the often objective observation that most high school kids today not only hate chemistry, but consider it boring as well as a chore.
This definition stems from the often objective observation that most high school kids today not only hate chemistry, but consider it boring as well as a chore.
a boy comes from school and says to his mother: i want to go and watch and porn video and later go my girlfriends house. his mother responds: before doing whatever it is you have proposed i want you to do your chemistry.
son: which one: physical, organic, inorganic, analytical, or biological?
mother: no you twit. i want you to take out the recycling and the trash, wash the dishes and drive your little sister to ballet classes; otherwise i am cutting off your allowance.
son: which one: physical, organic, inorganic, analytical, or biological?
mother: no you twit. i want you to take out the recycling and the trash, wash the dishes and drive your little sister to ballet classes; otherwise i am cutting off your allowance.
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