Sexydimma 's definitions

Disinformation Governance Board

A board headed by Nina Jankowicz, equivalent to the ministry of truth as described by George Orwell in 1984

The disinformation governance board was supposed to have been run by Stalin. Not Nina Jankowicz.

by Sexydimma May 2, 2022

Green light

A) Parental approval of your significant other and/or permission to get married

B) right to get high or wasted in public and do other retargerous activities

If you're under 25 please get a green light especially for def a).

by Sexydimma December 29, 2021

trump-a-meltression

a new psychiatric disorder characterized by a combination of a psychiatric meltdown, a depression and severe apoplexy afflicting snowflakes and non-patriots in the United States

the first known cases of trump-a-meltression occurred among the news crews at CNN shortly after 3:45 am Eastern time on November 9, 2016 after President Trump defeated you-know-who

by Sexydimma March 20, 2021

F-mud

Fuck my useless degree

When you get a liberal arts or social science degree and later realize you made a huge mistake. That's when you scream 😱 f-mud

by Sexydimma December 21, 2022

The israeli military

Where you use a gas mask but never f-sag

I don't want to be in the israeli military.

by Sexydimma June 18, 2022

golden egg

a) at any given company or place of business, the most role-model, loyal, well behaved, well employee who is also the hardest to replace when the latter either leaves the company, retires, or is killed (either homicide by another disgruntled employee or other reasons)

b) (at a strip club or nude modeling agency): the most in-demand stripper or model who is so hard to replace that the club or modeling agency wouldn`t be the same without them.

the definition b) of golden egg comes from the Facebook game Criminal Case where, in case #17, Rozalia Davidov, actually describes Emma Ternon as a golden egg

by Sexydimma August 25, 2014

Educated failure

People who have gone to an elite prep school or a ivy league university but are boring and unimpressive in their post educational social/professional lives.

Mayor Pete is an educated failure!

by Sexydimma October 16, 2024