izobrazhat

(in Russian изображать: конкретно испоганить и испохабить образ и подобие по которому вас создал бог)

for a rational and pragmatic person who is neither a comedy actor nor a clown by profession, to make a buffone of one's self in public.
if you are a sane and normal person, even if you may be a Jim Carey or Harry Houdini by profession, the verb izobrazhat isn't supposed to be part of your vocabulary
by Sexydimma October 09, 2014
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a parking ticket

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into their front door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. I guess we'll just have to repair the damage, maybe even repaint the door.
by Sexydimma January 18, 2013
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New Year's fitness plan

(so named because fitness plans/programs, even those taken as new years' resolutions, often go unresolved):

a comical name for a new years resolution (s) that go 'unresolved' for at least a year being taken.
Conversation a week before St Valentine's 2013:

boy 1) my twin sister is in tears, because she wanted you, you twit, to ask her out and you still didn't.

boy 2) oops! sorry completely put that New Years resolution from 2012 on the back burner and forgot about it.

boy 1) you'd better move that resolution of yours back to the front burner again. My sister doesn't have the time to wait for your resolution to become so cold it'll turn into a New Year's fitness plan.

boy 2) or else what? IMHO, she'll run out of tears?

boy 1) yup just about right.
by Sexydimma December 31, 2012
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you are out of your lane

when you are doing something semi or half legal, but possibly immoral/amoral, politically speaking (excluding the 2016 presidential campaign) because you think that you have no other choice
James Comey of the FBI should ignore the comment you are out of your lane when it comes his way; he should empanel a grand jury by possibly going to the Supreme Court of The United States
by Sexydimma October 30, 2016
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better paying job

a job that pays more than minimum wage in your society, in your zeitgeist.
son: I want to work but I dont want to nigger at McDonalds or Burger King, or perform some other unqualified job.

father: I have a solution for you. Shut up, get an education and then later on get a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later pull yourself up by your boot straps to hopefully open your own construction firm
by Sexydimma August 26, 2013
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half-baked egg

A hair-brained retargerous idea, formulated by a half sane individual
Lol, you lunatic, what half-baked egg did you come up with today?
by Sexydimma June 23, 2017
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Dropped off the map

To drop out of polite society and/or go into hiding.
Kamala Harris just dropped off the map when it comes to the current mess in Afghanistan
by Sexydimma August 19, 2021
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