Definitions by SexyTexan

defcon 4 

When you are in a small work environment and even the smallest event/error throws a small situation into an out of controlled state!

All was good then someone forgot to fax a deadline and we went straight to defcon 4!!

defcon 4 by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

oreo 

a black chicks asshole

Man i was banging this black girl and she had a hot ass oreo, i could not wait to show her my definition of double stuff!

oreo by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

bench that pussy 

when a girl is awesome in bed but is annoying otherwise and she pushes your buttons and ya have to put her pussy on the bench for a while and not tap it.

Sucks that she does not have a awesome personality to go with our badass sex life, hate to say it but i'm gonna have to back off for a while and bench that pussy.

bench that pussy by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

dumptruck juice 

when you are on the highway and see a dumptruck dripping out liqiud/juice usually of white in color.

i was stuck in traffic behind a dumptruck slingin dumptruck juice all over my car!

dumptruck juice by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

tread heel 

when someone has such bad deep cracked heels that you can use a penny to measure the depth like on a tire

she was banging in all departments except she had tread heel, poor thing.

tread heel by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

perch bait 

when you have a big mole that cannot be covered by a swimsuit and small perch nibble at it while you swim in a lake

oh crap this swimsuit does not cover my mole perfect perch bait great looks like i will be catching fish all day.

perch bait by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

flapjack 

the overhanging fat on a woman's belly usually after she has kids

i don't see your cesarean scar? lift up my flapjack and you will see it.

flapjack by SexyTexan January 12, 2012