Sex ED's definitions
by Sex Ed January 19, 2007

SWIFE means a "swapped-wife".
{Knock, knock}
{door opens}
"Hello George! Hello El... Whose this? Where's Eleanor?"
"Eleanor is with a buddy of mine. This is my SWIFE for the week, her name is Sharon."
"Oh. Gee, maybe you could be MY swife sometime?"
"Sure, that is if you got a tasty fox for my husband. Let me get my planner."
{door opens}
"Hello George! Hello El... Whose this? Where's Eleanor?"
"Eleanor is with a buddy of mine. This is my SWIFE for the week, her name is Sharon."
"Oh. Gee, maybe you could be MY swife sometime?"
"Sure, that is if you got a tasty fox for my husband. Let me get my planner."
by Sex Ed January 1, 2007

WHORE: I heard you have Genital Herpes.
PROSTITUTE: I DID, but I went to the Doctor, so now I just have Gentle Herpes.
PROSTITUTE: I DID, but I went to the Doctor, so now I just have Gentle Herpes.
by Sex Ed December 30, 2006

by Sex ED July 28, 2006

by Sex Ed December 8, 2006

Shortened version of eunich. Usually a castrated male. Can be a male (XY chromosomes) born without genitals (just a pee hole), or a man without any penis or sex drive or a man with a permanent case of ED.
by Sex ED July 28, 2006

by Sex Ed December 19, 2006
