SBN

Text talk for Lesbian.

"I asked Sharise out, but, she turned me down. God, I'm such a loser."

"No, it's cool, she's N SBN."

by Sex ED July 28, 2006

john handcock

A man who frequents prostitutes (John), but materbates on, or is masterbated by (handcock) the prostitute, rather than having sex with her, as a means of avoiding STDs.

YOU: Hey, John, do you wanna go to the bar?

YOUR BUDDY: No, I'm going to see Sharin' Cocks, that ho down the road.

YOU: Aren't you afraid of AIDS?

YOUR BUDDY: No, I'm a John Handcock.

by Sex Ed December 08, 2006

nipSSpin

When a dude plays with his chix nips.

Sheri: Bobby, whacha wanna do?

Bobby: NipSSpin bitch!

by Sex ED July 29, 2006

statuatory rape

Consentual sex with a minor.

Yeah, she WANTED to have sex with you, butt, she's only 15. If word gets around, you could go to prison for statuatory rape you fucktard!

by Sex Ed December 01, 2006

plant a tree

To FUCK or to engage in sexual intercourse.

Sheri: Hey, Bobby, whacha wanna do?

Bobby: Plant a tree bitch!

by Sex ED July 28, 2006

bicyclist

Code term for bisexual.

"Damn she's hot. I'd love to go out with her."

"Like or dislike, she's a bicyclist man."

by Sex ED July 28, 2006

Titty Bare

Slang for girlfriend.

Like the Pelvis Restless song:

"Baby won't you be
my little titty bare
wrap your legs around my neck
and make me snif your pubic hair,
why don't you be
<why won't you be>
my titty bare?

by Sex ED July 28, 2006